Does anyone know any good riddles?

Answer 1

I do:
Q: "Railroad crossing, rattling cars" Can you spell that without any "r's"?
A: Yes you can, "t-h-a-t".

Answer 2

Q: Whats the difference between a dead mexican on the side of the road and a dead dog on the side of the road??

A: There's skid marks in front of the dog.

no offense to mexicans out there i didn't make this joke, personally i think mexicans deserve the same respect as americans, i mean come on they often work like 5 times as hard and get 5 times less pay than americans.
Heres the message: Noah wouldn't build a giant wall that kept latinos from going to the country that they could learn about what Jesus did for them, so why should we???

Answer 3

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

Answer 4

1.which is the bigest angle?
2.which is the largest ship?
3.which bus went to america first?
4.which hen doesn't lay eggs?
5.do giraffes have babies?
6. which is the hottest letter in alphabet?
7.this man is very famous and has nothing in his name.who is he?
8.which is the two cool letters in alphabet?
9.Y DOES THE the sun risein east?
10.if u cut my head i will be at u'r door.if u cut my tail i will be a fruit.if u cut my both i will be in u'r body.who am i?

1.bangle
2.friendhip
3.colombus
4.kitchhen
5.no!they only have giraffes
6.hotel
7.M.T Vasudev
8.a.c
9.becuse east(yeast)makes all rise.
10.pearl(head and tail are last and first letters)

Answer 5

Riddle of the sphinx
can you solve one of the greatest puzzles in antiquity? In Greek mythology the sphinx was a monster who possessed the head ofthe woman, the body of a lion, and the wings of an eagle. The Sphinx guarded the gates of the city Thebes challenging all who would enter with the simple riddle: what goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs at dusk? The sphinx killed anyone who could not answer the riddle and vowed to destroy herself should anyone solve it. She had to make good on her word when Oedipus told her the answer. Can you?


a man crawls on four legs in the morning of his life (when he is a baby), walks upright in middle ages, and uses a cane in old ages.

Answer 6

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick! (Get it? sticky, as in stick-like?)

I read this joke several years ago on a cancer (off- topic) bulletin board. It was very late, I was stressed out and exhausted. When I read it I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants! Couldn't stop laughing...The riddle still makes me smile, remembering that night!

Answer 7

Well here`s one I like: Why was the number 6 afraid of number 7 ? ......Because 7 8 9 ( 7 ate 9) and was coming after 6. lol.(because 7 comes after 6)

Answer 8

How do u get a wolfe, a lamb, and a cabage accross the river without having the wolfe eat the lamb, or the lamb eats the cabbage?

Answer 9

Riddle:
A man with no arms and no legs needs to go over a freeway to get home. How can he do it? (hint: take the f out of free and the f out of way)

most people respond:
'There is no f in way'

and you tell them:
you're right, there is no f'in way that guy's gettin over the freeway

Answer 10

me^withyou, the answer is take the goat across. the go bak and get the wolfe and bring bak the goat. then pik up the cabbage and drop off the goat. take the cabbage across. come bak and get the goat thne take it across the river then all r ther.

Answer 11

How many wives does it take to satisfy a man in Utah?