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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
2006-06-24 10:28:37 · 16 answers · asked by Bee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames. The alarm went out to the fire departments from miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the fire fighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside the other firemen watched as the old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, fire fighters.
The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
The 70-year-old fire chief who was covered with soot and worn out from the fire fight said:
"The first thing we're going to do is fix the brakes on that dern truck!"
2006-06-24 10:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by Orchid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Professor of a large lecture course is hard at work grading papers. There's a huge stack of papers on her desk. A student walks in with a paper in his hand. The Prof yells at him, "I wrote it on the class syllabus, and I announced it several times in class. I do not accept late papers. There are no exceptions." The student glares at her defiantly, puffs out his chest and yells back, "Don't you know who I am?"
"No!" shouts the Prof.
"Good" says the student and quickly shoves his paper into the middle of her pile.
2006-06-24 18:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-06-24 22:48:20 · answer #3 · answered by AMANDA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That was a cute one.
2006-06-24 18:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by danc3.danc3_chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-24 19:41:13 · answer #5 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-24 17:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, can be modified many ways. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-01 15:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not so much it made me chuckle!
2006-06-24 17:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was cute.
2006-06-24 17:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-24 17:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋