One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go
home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story....
The next day Billy tells his story....
"My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy
territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a
machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer.
Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese
soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so
he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his
machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands"
Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any
moral to his story....Billy replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad
when he's been drinking
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2006-06-24 09:54:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-24 13:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The OLD ones are the best. This one is really OLD. But take five anyway, No, take four
2006-06-24 16:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by SouthOckendon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-24 17:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's Hilarius!
2006-06-24 16:59:49 · answer #4 · answered by leo29sexy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant stop laughin
2006-06-24 17:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by rapt attention 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-24 17:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by shortie_style 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-24 16:58:02 · answer #7 · answered by Tabby Cat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!
2006-06-24 19:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by JenniT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-24 17:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by lASHAUN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋