one day a guy was going on a date with theis hot blonde, the day before the date he decides to go tanning, and not wanting any tan line he goes nude and falls asleep and burns his penis. he puts some cream on and goes on the date. after awhile with the girl he is feeling very uncomfortable and his penis is starting to hurt. he gets up and goes to the kitchen and takes the advice from a freind that said that if your dick is sunburned a glass of milk will make it feel better. he pours a tall glass of milk and puts his penis inside the glass and feels much better. the girl wondering what the guy is doing, goes into the kitchen and sees what the guy is doing. immediate understandment is on her face when she says: "so thats how you load those things."
2006-06-24 09:30:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahah!!!!! i was so bored but you sure made me laugh... thnx a lot sweetie
2006-06-24 09:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one...but, I will NEVER order milk from a restaurant again!
2006-06-24 16:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by Jarri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice way to jack one from ebaumsworld.com
2006-06-24 16:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by LA_Bruin786 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't get the part when the blond goes" so thats how you lad those things." can u try to e-mail me what it is soposed to mean? sweetbroph10@yahoo.com
2006-06-24 16:36:29 · answer #4 · answered by aileen b 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She has to be way to stupi-d!
But just some imagination and it gives me giggles.
2006-06-24 16:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by Maaka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww! Yucky ducky!
2006-06-24 16:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't feel comfortable asking your question. Ask questions that show what you like and who you are.
2006-06-24 17:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by Chris3zs 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2006-06-24 16:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by DENISE R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol haven`t heard that one
2006-06-24 16:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by allimb53 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmas. thats really funny.
2006-06-24 16:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by soccerchick_246 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋