This ones a bit rude.......?

Question

Two carpenters in a workshop, one of them yells "S H I T! I've got a splinter!" His workmate replies "Put some cider on it, that'll sort it", confused the injured man says "Whys that then???".
"Well!" begins his mate "My wife always says whenever she gets a prick in her hand she has to put it INSIDE HER!"

Answer 1

Well they say the old ones are the best.
And you must be old to remember it! lol

Answer 2

That's pretty good. You might like this joke.

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Boy, what is your problem?
Boy, I am too smart for the first grade. My sister is in third grade and I am smarter than her so I should be in 3rd grade.
The teacher had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. The boy waited outside and the teacher went to the principal and explained the situation. The principal told her he would give a test to the boy and if he failed, he would go to 1st grade. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed.
Principal, What is 3x3.
Boy, 9.
Principal, What is 6x6.
Boy, 36.And so the boy answered all the questions correctly which were asked by the principal. He recommended the teacher for his admission in 3rd grade. The teacher said, I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him? The principal and the boy both agreed.
Ms. What does a cow have four of that I have only two.
Boy, Legs.
Ms. What is in your pants that you have but I don’t have?
Boy, Pockets.
Ms. What starts with C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy, Coconut.
Ms. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes opened wide and before he could stop the answer, boy was taking charge.
Boy, Bubblegum.
Ms. What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on 3 legs?
Boy, Shake hands.
Ms. Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, Okay?
Boy, Yep.
Ms. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy, Tent.
Ms. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first.
The principal was looking restless a bit and took one large Vodka peg.
Boy, Wedding Ring.
Ms. I come in many sizes. When I am not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good.
Boy, Nose.
Ms. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy, Arrow.
Ms. What word starts with F and ends with K and that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Boy, Firetruck.
Ms. What starts with F and ends with K and if you don’t get it you have to use your own hands?
Boy, Fork.
Ms. What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his and a man gives it to his after they are married?
Boy, Surname.
Ms. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love?
Boy, Heart.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the college, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself.

Answer 3

two bums are walking down the tracks,arguing over who is luckier...one say last week he had found a purse on this very spot and there was enough money that he stayed drunk all weekend... the other said last week on this same spot he found a girl and had sex all weekend long...the first bum asked if he got any head...the second replied"i didn't find the head"

Answer 4

Grose! Thats the kind of potty humor my bborther would like. lol

Answer 5

It raised a titter

Answer 6

Sweet lol

Answer 7

Where is the punch line so I can start laughing?

Answer 8

LOL, Thats good. hadn't heard that one yet. It was funny though.

Answer 9

no not rude but funny good one tell an other

Answer 10

7.5/10 for me
never heard it before
and its punny
not classy, but it's all good