last night...i awoke in bed in a sweat. My belly was evolving.I looked spotted like a salmon. i was seized with desire to swim upstream and spawn so I went out to our pool and went from shallow to deep end. But, alas! There was no lover for me! Suddenly i felt as if i was a bear-I ran charging into the woods...but all the boyz were at the game-subbing as mascots. i felt the need to forage and cimb so I went running to the jungles to find my mate in romantic trees of the jungle...BUT..noone there had 401Ks...I couldnt marry anyone like that! They were all waiting on the next tarzan movie...That was nowhere in my primortial plan.I did feel a bit crabby...so i went down to the beach..and Lobster Shanty had hired all the guys there to be the main attraction on the seafood platter special. Besides...the girlie crabs said my legs were to long! ( I was so insulted ! ).I dont like being clawed anyway. I drew my fins back in...rubbed my belly with anti spotting cream, dropped my climbing belt..
2006-06-24 09:12:39 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't worry, in 50 million years it will all be ok..
2006-06-24 09:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little_morphing_annie, if you had looked at the salmon spots on your bellie, you might have seen you could have linked them into a drawing, a special drawing... a portrait of this most famous female writer, Mary Shelley! That would have warned you against going into the woods... because of the deadly daydreaming that lurks in the dark of the woods... Football... football... or was it Frankenstein?
Your mate, the twelve-a-part creature, is dead. There is nothing romantic about the jungle. You could not marry anyone like that, especially if they were hoping on the 401Ks to change anything. Your original plan was to come out of the forest, and look out for the name of that volcano... the one that bursted into eruption in 1816 --and with that we got the 'year without a summer'. Lobster Shanty knows the name: Mount Tambora, or what is Mount Tamboru?
Your legs are not long. It all depends on my neck. See, my neck is long, long, and beautiful. You can draw fins on your back, and rub your belly, but I can chew on the leaves that grow out of the Moon.
There was a monster. He said: "The girl in the bathtub..." and he died. Was that you?
2006-06-25 17:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by reading_is_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I a Christan, (I know you were after Atheist) lay of the crack!
Please tell me you do not operate heavy machinery.
2006-06-24 16:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by caitie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you've evolved into a wonderful creature.
2006-06-25 00:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to start taking what you take before I go to bed!
2006-06-24 16:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I thought you went to Church whenever you are in stupor!
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2006-06-28 11:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should swim down a waterfall or bite into a hook.
2006-06-24 16:23:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this how you win converts for your lord and savior?
2006-06-24 16:18:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this, children, is another reason you should NEVER drink the bong-water
2006-06-27 23:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Brother!!!! It was funny, but Oh Brother!!!!!!
2006-06-24 16:17:11 · answer #10 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋