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I don't believe in Heaven.

2006-06-24 09:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 1 0

My Plan In Heaven During my First Day (You only asked for the first thing but oh well. Sorry.):

Phase 1: I would wonder, "They actually sent me HERE? They're crazy. Oh well. It's cool it really existed (If I said that out loud or think that they might boot into hell though...)"

Phase 2: Thank God for bringing me here. I wonder if prayer would still be an option to do so.

Phase 3: Wave and smile and say "Hi!" to everyone I pass as I walk to my apartment (Heaven is your version of paradise I think)

Phase 4: I would like to meet all those dead singers/celebrities (Most specifically a Japanese singer Ritsuko Okazaki who died at 44) if I could and wish them a good life (I mean after-life) and thank them. Maybe get autographs.

Phase 5: Then, watch anime on my Platinum Plasma TV from my King Bed (Because heaven is your own heaven)

Phase 6: Party and get drunk and stay up late.

Phase 7: Sleep.

2006-06-24 16:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by makes me wonder 3 · 0 0

I am going to share my daughter's plan for when she gets to heaven .

She was born with Cerebral Palsy and has struggled all of her life to talk plain and get around without being able to walk. She is of above normal intelligence. A few years ago our church studied what a sacrifice of praise is. When the course was finished, my daughter told me this:

"Mama, you know I used think when I got to heaven, I was going to walk all over the place. I believe now that I will walk far enough to find Jesus. Then I am going to lay flat of my face for as long as I can. I don't think I can give Him greater sacrifice of praise, than to be still in his presence when He has given me the freedom to move."

2006-06-24 16:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

I can tell you what mother nature did.... Mother nature lives by the laws of nature... she went up then and destroyed every thing there. now heaven is no more.

2006-06-24 16:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by Gyspy 4 · 0 0

Worship the Lord.

2006-06-24 16:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by indiebaptist 3 · 0 0

Christian ? Buddhist ? Islam ?.....There's a zillion religions out there, and each and everyone has it's own idea(s) of "heaven". Frankly, I don't believe one exists...It's a fantasy...

2006-06-24 16:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by Vinegar Taster 7 · 0 0

Hug my family that has passed on, meet Jospeh Smith, and lots of prohets from the Book of Mormon and Bible! I want to meet them all!

2006-06-24 16:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kiss the feet of my Saviour...Wash His feet with my tears of gratitude...Go to the Throne and join in the worship crying "Holy, Holy, Holy!"

Selah...

2006-06-24 16:27:25 · answer #8 · answered by motherbear 3 · 0 0

Seriously, I'd thank God!

Jokingly, I'd look for Eve & smack her in the head for making us women go through hell!

(Happy Sabbath.)

2006-06-24 16:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by karaokecatlady 5 · 0 0

Thank Jesus for saving a sinner like me. Kiss the feet of Jesus LORD OF LORDS AND KING OF KINGS.

2006-06-24 16:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by Kenneth S 1 · 0 0

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