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How large does my "English Ivy" have to be before it becomes sentient?
I am getting a little worried.

2006-06-24 08:57:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I see some parallels here: Seymour;a bit of a doofus, nerdy botanist, rescues his lady fair (cute girl) from an alien plant.Is your English Ivy an alien, illegal, that is?

2006-06-25 02:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by Hippie 6 · 3 0

You know of course, that you must talk to your Ivy, and all plants....it's when you are in the middle of a deep discussion about how often you are giving it the exhilerating cold showers it so loves...that if you look closely...you will see it reaching out to you in a very "sentient" way.
Jew got that mon?

2006-06-25 13:57:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Yes, I am not a botanist but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

2006-06-26 23:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I thought it already was...it has an account on Y!A even.

2006-06-26 13:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Feed me!!

2006-06-28 18:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 0

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