What is the best revenge you ever got against someone who hurt you?

Answer 1

When I was 16 my best freind slept with my boyfreind of two years. So I slept with her boyfreind(of 3 years). At the time we thought that was the revenge. The revenge was that me and her boyfreind got together fell in love got married (13 years ago) and had three wonderful children together. Sometimes when I look at her life with my ex (it really sucks) I feel really sorry for her.

Although now that I am an adult I do not think that revenge is a good thing I have seen it blow up in other peoples faces big time.

Answer 2

Success

Answer 3

I have used a bad flatmate's toothbrush to clean the toilet with, very satisfying, although I didn't tell him. There's also the "old taping a piece of Camembert cheese to the underside of the kitchen table ploy" - I haven't actually used this on anyone but it happened to my brother's friend and he couldn't find the source of the smell for weeks - I am dying to try this on someone. Possibly the prawn and mackerel jokes already mentioned are more offensive and therefore more satisfying.

Answer 4

I think the best revenge of all is to get HAPPY, I did I came out of the worst nightmare of a marriage , to meet the most wonderful of all men, we are married and marriage to my 2nd husband really has been the best time of my life.....

Answer 5

I unpicked the hem on the curtains in the lounge and sewed frozen prawns into them, I sellotaped prawns behind all the radiators in all the rooms, took off the bath panel, put prawns there and put the panel back on.
I put prawns everywhere I could think of under carpets, in coat pockets and clothes in the wardrobe then I turned up the heat and left.
I heard the stench was horrendous and he still hasn't got rid of them all, it cost me £50 to do cos prawns are expensive but it was worth it and I'd do it again in an instant, to him anyway

Answer 6

I caught my ex-wife in bed with my so called best friend...After I packed my belongings and cancelled our joint account,I left a couple of mackrel in the heating vents and it cost her 2 grand before a heating engineer found the cause of the overpowering stench that filled the house every time she put the heating on..(no kids involved here) Very satisfying and so much better than hacking her limbs off... :)

Answer 7

Success is the best revenge.

Answer 8

This friend on mine stole my fiance so I took some of that hunting scent stuff that is supposed to attract other animals and its made out of piss. I poured the whole bottle of fox piss in her car. a few minutes later she sat in it to go to work and couldnt figure out what it was but she had to take the day off because it made her so sick and she had to find a way to get it out of her car.

Answer 9

this one girl in my class is really good at all her subjects and we all know that and then she tries to act like a rebel almost like well most of the class and she would come out of a test or exam and say that it was so hard and she didnt study and she failed, then the one day i told her off that she must be who she is and stuff like that, but revenge to me is to do to them what they did to you, then your equal and accept it.

Answer 10

simple I made my life better, take my 1st wife for instant first she would take my whole paycheck and blow it on herself then years down the road she cheated on me. and if you've ever seen the SECRET WINDOW with Johnny Depp I felt like doing that put she was'nt worth going to prison for cause we too were married for 10 years. but I got over it and we divorced and I just got remarried to a awesome women who gave me anything I needed or wanted in returned I loved her very much.just be happy and better your life.