2006-06-24 08:08:40 · 11 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they havent got the gill's to pull it off
2006-06-24 08:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by Brozink 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They don't know how to press their suits - or they don't know how to handle their suits (because after all, fish aren't wearing any clothes or suits to start out with). Because the "scales of justice" don't apply to fish scales. Because the judges take a court recess and eat fish on crackers for a snack - case dismissed. But if I had my way, it would be because they keep asking for a home visit from their lawyers, and the dumb lawyers comply and end up drowning. (Well, THAT's a little morbid, but it would solve a lot of problems.)
2006-06-24 08:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there memory isn't long enough to remember why they wanted a lawsuit.
2006-06-25 07:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually young fairy, we do, I just recently had to file a case against a loan shark, oooo, he was a wrong un, teeth like hacksaws and eyes like diamonds, came from the wrong side of the reef, really he did, I won the case and got six million squid for it. I contacted 'fishjury lawyers for you', they are affiliated with my finsurance company. OK, so there! We do nur nur na nur nur, I thumb my nose in your general direction...........
2006-06-25 01:26:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They always pick the wrong kind of "caught"
2006-06-24 13:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ragamuffin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they're allways catched in the move
2006-06-24 09:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by Maaka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because all the lawyers are vultures
2006-06-24 09:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by bigpete767 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lawsuits are not impermeable.
2006-06-24 08:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by shogunly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their defense is all washed up!
2006-06-24 09:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by sonik_starz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Water the options?!?!?!
(Get it....water as in What Are!! Ha!!! I crack myself up!!!)
2006-06-24 08:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by doodles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their lawyers are sharks.
2006-06-24 08:16:33 · answer #11 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋