The funniest gets 10 easy points
2006-06-24 06:45:37 · 18 answers · asked by JaMaHo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when my bro was little he was sitting in a high chair at friendlys, wellt he waitress walked by and he stuck out his arms and touched her ***, of course he didnt mean it, but the waitress turned and looked at my uncle with a mean face, and he was laughing but he was like, what! he did it!
2006-06-24 06:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by woundshurtless 4 · 13⤊ 1⤋
Ok, this is good... really good.. My daughter was 4 maybe 5 and she used to sleepwalk (now she just talks in her sleep).. but it was like 9 p.m. one night, I am in the living room watching TV after she went to bed. I hear her get up. Next thing I know she is squatting behind the couch. I couldn't see her so I went over to look around the couch and there she is PE-EING on the floor!!!
She was obviously asleep, so I just let her finish and then blotted it up! She just pulled up her undies and went back to bed like nothing had happened!
I asked her about it and of course she remembered nothing!
It was the funniest thing she has ever done, and she still gets razzed about it to this day! (she is 11 now!!)...
LMAO
2006-06-24 13:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by xxxcariooo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It isn't the most craziest thing but the most funniest. I went to go visit my mom and when i got there she was barbecuing and she said to go get aluminum foil in her room. (She gives herself highlights) And i heard really loud music coming out of her room.(that song "milkshake") So i opened the door and saw my younger 7 year old cousin wearing nothing but a red thong and matching bra. She then was rubbing her butt against the wall and singing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right its better than yours" Then when she stopped rubbing her butt against the wall she then took off the thong and started to swinging it in circles over her head. Then slapped her butt. I screamed out "what are you doing!" And she said "I kept on seeing all these women with thongs and bras doing that and they said they liked doing that. So i tried. And now i know why. Its fun!"
2006-06-24 13:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by BeautifulSin64 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a preschool teacher and we have naptime every day for two hours. There is this one little boy that has a habit of talking in his sleep. One day, he sat up on his mat and started mumbling under his breath. I couldn't understand what it was that he was saying, but he kept repeating one word over and over again. It sounded something like "rupumble rupumble rupumble...."
I walked over to him, not sure if he was awake or asleep, and told him to lie back down.
He turned his head slowly to face me. His face was twisted and distorted into an expression that I couldn't even begin to explain. He reminded me of Damian from the Omen. I nearly ran out of the room. I have never been more frightened in my entire life.
2006-06-24 13:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While walking down the street one afternoon my 5 year old daughter told me (after seeing a wooden ornamental cow with a curly tail for a plant to hang on) "look at that cow mom that looks just like you." THEY JUST SAY WHATEVER COMES OUT KIDS ARE SO FUNNY!!!!!
2006-06-24 13:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by pamela s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my brother was little, we went to this swimming pool in Germany. Well, in Germany alot of women go topless at public pools and no one says anything. My brother was playing with this ball and it rolled over to this lady who was topless and very well endowed.. She brought the ball over to my brother and bent forward and asked him if the ball was his. Instead of answering, he reached up and started slapping her boobs together. I about fell out laughing so hard and my mom about died from embarrassment.
I don't think anything tops that...lmao.
2006-06-24 13:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by yellow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw my baby brother take a pin and stick it in a chair and face it up on the chair then he told one of my old relative who came to vist to sit here and ........up they go screaming ,then my mom was like why did u do that to ur step mom ,and he's like ooops i though it was the boogie monster...
it was sad but she deserved it..i think she got an butt sergery after that..haha
2006-06-25 13:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by mona 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once saw a child eat his own head. Don't ask me how he did it, but it's true.
2006-06-24 13:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by retyull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i don't have a kid, but my cousin did this. He washed his hair in the toilet! He poured shampoo in the toilet and washed his hair! He's only 1!
2006-06-24 13:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by movn4wood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm.... Support Bush ?
2006-06-24 13:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by As I Burn Fair 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋