I'll just pop in to the office for the last 10 minutes each day and you pay me a full day's wage. That how it works? Jesus said it so it must be true.
2006-06-24 06:33:30 · 14 answers · asked by Mallo 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No...No...it wasn't Jesus the son of God that said that. It was Jesus (pronounced Hey-Suse) The son of Pedro that said that. I think he did only work 10 minutes a day pulling weeds and such.
Disclaimer: If anyone of Latino descent or of the Christian Religion that is offended by that answer...Just think back to the last time you saw an overweight balding white guy in bermuda shorts typing his life away on Yahoo....AND REEELLLAAAAXXXX
2006-06-24 08:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by Bruce B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure! I will give you exactly the job which you seek. Come in the last ten minutes of work each day and scrub the toilets in the men's and laddie's rooms. A full days pay for that job is 25 cents per toilet cleaned. And I just love the way you backed up your question with the appropriate scripture. If you had not done that, I never would have known where to look in the Bible. Oh, by the way, Satan has the same job offer available right now. And it's a FULL-TIME PERMANENT position. Happy scrubbing!
2006-06-24 13:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by Rollover Mikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The scripture you so blithely quote means for us to be fair. Now if you just pop in at my office and expect me to give you a full day's pay, you best be willing to give me 10 minutes of work. And as a law abiding citizen i will take your taxes and insurance from it. Jesus said nothing about paying sluggards and lazy folks for work. In-fact the Word of God says--if you don't work----you don't eat.
2006-06-24 13:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok pop into the office here in Mexico and I will give you the days wage that people earn here for your 10 min of bible reading daily.
Also as you read the Bible show me where Jesus said this..
2006-06-24 13:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what bible did you read? im pretty sure no were in there it says pay a man full days wage to pop in an office for 10 mins.
2006-06-24 13:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by mxlj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is it that you find amusing about twisting words around to make no sense? Is the ability to comprehend something more than the comics or the sports that difficult that you would belittle the Scriptures? You are a sad and pathetic individual.
2006-06-24 13:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u perverted freak the act of giving "blow jobs" is strictly unchristian. go to church sicko, u certainly wont be getting your di** sucked around here at least not for a full day's wage.
2006-06-24 13:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by will2will 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"not for private correspondence"-a job would be for your personally. and when did "Jesus" tell you that?
2006-06-24 13:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how to deliever drugs?
2006-06-24 13:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you really want one? looks like all you want is $ to me
2006-06-24 13:41:27 · answer #10 · answered by kat4use 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋