2006-06-24 06:28:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that stinks
2006-06-24 06:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and satan hides in your nose at night and pisses in your ear
-im not being sarcastic, they teach this. my muslim roommate has to clean out his nose before he goes to bed so satan wont hide there
Yawning from Satan
The Prophet said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him." Volume 4, Book 54, Number 509: Narrated Abu Huraira
Satan hides in your nose
The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night." Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516: Narrated Abu Huraira
Satan pisses in peoples ears
The Prophet said, "He is a man in whose ears (or ear) Satan had urinated." Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492: Narrated 'Abdullah
Farting is from Satan
Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan for the prayer is pronounced, then Satan takes to his heels passing wind so that he may not hear the Adhan and when the Muadh-dhin finishes, he comes back; Volume 2, Book 22, Number 313: Narrated Abu Huraira
2006-06-24 13:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by Brad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if farting is related to satan, then are cows related to magazine stands? and if thats true, then how is it that lakes come to have fish in them?
2006-06-24 13:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Cutie_Kat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hail satana and pass the beans
LOL
just kidding i dont like satan
2006-06-24 13:31:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...if so i would be satans right hand hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
2006-06-24 13:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by Sugar_Plumzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
psshh i dont think so thats stupid to say
2006-06-24 15:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by lina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. FartBubble -----
2006-06-24 13:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by Balthor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should know, your're the "FartBubble"!
2006-06-24 13:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by ricardocoav 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! wut kind of a question was that? do u think of anything besides farts? probably not, looking at your name....
2006-06-24 13:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaahahha. no it isnt. lol
2006-06-24 18:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by rumpel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋