how do you tell if a person is drunk?

Question

it's really hard to tell sometimes

Answer 1

If they have slurred speech, stumble around, think things are funny when there not, TALK REALLY LOUD when they don't need to be doing so ... oh and almost forgot ... think you want to have sex with them when in fact you don't ... well because they are an a@#hole.

Answer 2

I'm assuming you're trying to find tips how to avoid looking drunk, but I'll tell you anyways, 'cause then when you are drunk, and try to remember them, and not to do the things that give it away, it will be hilarious to those around you! (Not to mention a dead give away) First, the eyes. They look kind of glassy, and wet. Also, drunk people tend to really invade your personal space when they are talking to you, like get right in your face, very intent on you hearing them. They either can't walk a straight line, and don't care, or they'll try and act like they haven't touched a drop, by trying to stand up straight and still. When they do this, they usually look like a weeble wobble, but they think they are holding still. Their speech is often slurred, or they will forget what they were talking about in the middle of a conversation, or quite often, repeat the same thing to you, over, and over. A lot of people get really touchy feely when they are drunk; some profess how much they love everybody when intoxicated; and the list goes on and on, but I gotta get some other things done. If someone is drunk though, at least one of the signs above should give them away. Also, impaired judgement. (running naked down a street, getting naked with someone, or making out with someone they'd never look at sober) etc. If all else fails, as them to turn around in a circle 5 times. If they can't do it quickly, lose count, or throw up, chances are high that they are drunk. (or high!)

Answer 3

Ask what is 13 plus 13

Answer 4

When they come home late, try to open the front door quietly, stand on the cat's tail, and take out the car keys and try to start the house.

Answer 5

Slurred speech, Flirting with ugly people, offering to get naked a lot, thinking they can kick the crap outta anyone, ya know, the basics.

Answer 6

When they are dancing on a table to Barry Manilow

Answer 7

acking crazy kissing on poeple messing with them

Answer 8

very difficult to understand unless he commit himself

Answer 9

smell reeeeeeally bad,
crap like crazy,
barf like crazy,
talk like there is something wrong with their head.

Answer 10

ask him to do u a favour, and if he does without any question, he is ......