slams his fists on the bar and demands a pint. The bar man just looks at him, shakes his head and quietly asks him to leave. Another customer comes up to the bar a bit confused and says "Why didnt you serve that piece of tarmac?"
"Are you joking?" asks the barman, "He's a cyclepath!"
2006-06-24 06:12:00 · 9 answers · asked by Delgado 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny and Cute... but not so bright!
2006-06-24 06:24:08 · update #1
Nikki Arh i challenge you...!!!
2006-06-24 09:24:53 · update #2
Ahh I thought it was going to be the "one for the road" joke.
Ah well both old anyway, It got a smile out of me.
2006-06-24 09:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by Mummy of 2 7 · 15⤊ 4⤋
old joke heard it years ago what do you call a robin relint with a football in it a whistle
2006-06-24 13:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In search of his long lost father.......... that was the name given by his mum as he was born ...TaMac!!!!
2006-06-24 13:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, not funny, there are some realy good ones
2006-06-24 16:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha did u fink of dat ur self?
2006-06-24 13:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a tarmac?
2006-06-24 13:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by Klizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-06-24 15:01:56 · answer #7 · answered by nikgy71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
................ Thats just SO NOT FUNNY i can do better
2006-06-24 15:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by Fell Down The Rabbit Hole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋