Its true...the theory of evolution..I finally get it.I was in the Mall...just me-little morphing annie.Suddenly..i was by the makeup section. My eyes suddenly went into a catlike intense slant.My ears began to move...my mouth opened wider and I began to utter little sqeaking sounds as the sale tags glistened in front of me.A girl got the last bottle of Liv Tylers scent..and I changed into a she wolf...right there on the spot! Then...I smelled the Chocolate factory down the hall.I energized myself and wings sprang from my back and I flew ! Rushing down the hall in warp speed ! i screeched to the left at the Cinnabon shop and my eagle talons popped out at my needy demand and grabbed a mini bon for the trip to the chocolate factory.As I was sitting there..munching on my chocolate prey...a hottie cutie boy walked by.It was incredible- I morped into a young tigress...and pounced on him...shamelessly I prowled past...my long tail tickled his nose.Purrrrrrrrrr! purrrrr..( what should i do ? )
2006-06-24 05:36:28 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
details of the tigress account can be obtained FREE for every 1000 dollar offering to the little_morphing-annie foundation...lol j/k
2006-06-24 05:37:36 · update #1
Im only teasing about that 1000 dollar thingie... ( its 500...hahahahhaaaaaa) no..just kidding....
2006-06-24 05:38:31 · update #2
Enjoy the evolution... but everything comes with a price... If you continue to eat chocolate in that way your body will evolve even more.... Your belly will grow, little spots will appear on your face, your teeth fall out and you get the most 'god awful' wind escaping from places you don't want it to!
Continue preying on hot tottie boys will also involve a change...... Your belly will grow, little spots etc lmao
Have fun, enjoy your life... it seems like you know how to do it!!
2006-06-24 05:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by Gillipoos 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should be careful to what predators you wiggle your tail at. I saw a mouse in a cage with a snake once. The mouse sniffed the mouth of the snake. The snake wrapped its body around the curious mouse and snapped it's spine, then swallowed it whole.
Now, I must say you have a very aschewed understanding of evolution. Evolution does not mean that you turn into something foreign suddenly, or become something else of a different form. Evolution is what you grow to, subtley, over eons of time. To imagine no evolution, is to presume that one does not grow, ever. You have evolved from a sperm and an egg into the woman you are now, and will continue to evolve into death. Enjoy this waltz in the cataclysm.
What you should do is stay happy.
2006-06-25 00:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great visuals. Ever think about a career in short story writing? Or sci-fi? Thought it was great.
2006-06-24 13:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered talking to a professional?
I know, you feel fine, you're just having fun, but would going to a therapist really hurt? What have you got to lose?
2006-06-24 12:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't advance that u suicide , however, maybe a good stretching on the rack would be in order, or a rubber room. lol
another 42 er
2006-06-24 12:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by meta-morph-in-oz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't help it. Go with the flow and enjoy yourself! You should get into writing. Your question was visual, sensual, and entertaining.
2006-06-24 12:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not evolving, that's your body telling you not to make spaghetti sauce with the mushrooms you found in your yard.
2006-06-25 23:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by almicrogirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... yea right. U must have watch too much of X-Men. Populations evolve, not individuals.
2006-06-24 12:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by MiKeLuMp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut down on the sugar
2006-06-24 12:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by frankyglitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm..sounds like you should write a book....sci-fi of course...
2006-06-24 12:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by kiwidew69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋