A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building
and she suddenly trips over something and falls down.
On her way falling down, an American man catches her,
she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."
The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says: "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says: "FINE!"
and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming...
Suddenly, a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,
she says: "Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you
ask..."
The guy says: "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says: "Fine!!!"
...And he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was
better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says :
"Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies "Astakhforillah!"
...And he drops her!
2006-06-24 03:06:31 · 15 answers · asked by Rachel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Muslims aren't fond of nasty women
2006-06-24 03:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I beleive that in the Muslim faith if a woman sleeps with a man without the benefit of marriage then she can be killed. Of course, this has changed in modern days and times but there are still some who hold to the old beliefs.
2006-06-24 03:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by chitchat1012003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maby the muslim is saying u nasty just like she said. no what i know if shes droped him from a builing the guy who cathes her at the bottom cant drop her to the muslim because she already on gruond floor unless the dude was floating then droped him to the muslim. it doesnt make sence
2006-06-24 04:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by Bryce 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Muslim men aren't like others, to sleep with any woman they come across.
true Muslim men only sleep with their wife!
2006-06-24 03:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by lost 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Astakhforillah means "May all the bad things go away from me" and he just didnt like the beautiful woman saying that
2006-06-24 05:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by sweetiepie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...u need to be muslim to understand that joke, muslim people are only allowed to sleep with their wife...so the word astagfirula means "no way, thats disgusting!"
2006-06-24 04:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Terious 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Muslim men would rather sleep with each other rather than with women.
2006-06-24 03:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would imagine the joker is inferring that all Muslims are gay
2006-06-24 03:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe he was married and muslim men are always faithful to their wives.
2006-06-24 04:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by boricua82991 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's a joke not a riddle!
2006-06-24 04:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by Mare. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋