Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up and withdrew a photograph, and said, "To be a detect, you have to be able to DETECT. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about 2 seconds. "Now, he said, "Did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He only has one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of COURSE he only has one eye in this picture! It's a PROFILE of his face! You're dismissed!"
2006-06-24 02:54:22 · 14 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The
detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her
face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
The blonde immediately shot back, "Yep! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you
hear what I just said to the other lady? This is a PROFILE of the
man's face! Of COURSE you can only see one ear!! You're excused,
too! You'd never make a good detective!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turn his attention to the last blonde and said, "This
is probably a waste of time, but....". He flashed the photo in her
face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "Alright. Did
YOU notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "Yes, I did. This man wears contact lenses."
2006-06-24 02:55:02 · update #1
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the
blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right!
His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could tell that by
looking at this picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "DUH! He has only one eye and
one ear, he certainly CAN'T WEAR GLASSES!"
2006-06-24 02:55:31 · update #2
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thanx frds.... im sooooooo happy i dint get any user saying .... wat the hell ... who cares to read so much!!
2006-06-24 03:01:14 · update #3
That was perfect! I had the laugh of my life!! My God, I just can't stop laughing! Where do you find these jokes? They are fantastic!!
2006-06-24 03:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by maria d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laughing Out Loud 9/10
2006-06-24 03:29:02 · answer #2 · answered by alpha107librae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give u a 9
2006-06-24 04:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by catherene 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i give it a 10 on scale of 1-10 ha ha ha ha ha cute as well
2006-06-24 05:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by Child Of God 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10+ gal.
Keep rocking.
>> LiN <<
2006-06-25 18:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a 9.
2006-06-24 02:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny, but a blonde wouldnt be that smart/dumb, nice joke!!! 7
2006-06-24 02:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny! I just absolutely love that joke! Email me more if you can!
2006-06-24 03:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by Aubrey Animal Goddess :-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! that is HILARIOUS!!!! what an amazing joke!!! even my friend (who's blonde) thought it wwas super funny!!!!! e-mail me some more jokes if you can, please?!! I just LOVED this one 100/10!!!
2006-06-24 03:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA! That was hilarious! 10000000/10!
2006-06-24 03:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by Viva La Pasta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋