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2006-06-24 02:20:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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i thought Charles Darwin created Evolution???

darn those Nuns and their rulers!

2006-06-24 02:47:40 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1 0

Actually, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.

"All evidence pointing toward evolution was intentionally planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster."

To this day, no religious scholars have been able to refute the existence of they Flying Spaghetti Monster.

If that does not prove he is real, then I do not know what does.

Read up on this modern theology on the link I posted below.

Unlike clerics who recorded events in the time of the Old and New Testament of the Bible, the catalogers of the FSM cosmology had our modern knowledge of astrophysics and the Earth's fossil record to help them.

So they were able to add the right nuance of facts as a backdrop to The Truth in their religious text. Therefore, you really do not have to think about evolution.

Especially when you are buying genetically-mutated food staples and wondering why there are suddenly so few monarch butterflies in middle America.

People just do not realize how much of their good fortune comes from Pirates. Yep, Pirates. And I think you know who we have to thank for them!

2006-06-26 15:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by John C 5 · 0 0

If you're in a serious mood and not just playing around today, there is indeed evidence that human evolution "created" god...our social and cognitive development that helped us survive as a species also hardwired us into a predisposition to belief in the supernatural.

2006-06-24 09:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Evolution created evolution,
god created god.
And for the sake of existence,
may they never
meet.


*Just wild guessing, I really don't get myself sometimes.

2006-06-24 13:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by Darth Hjalmar (Green) 2 · 0 0

Yes we can say in a way. Evolution took us to human beings and gave us mind and intelligence.

animals do not think about god, it is human only. Perhaps that z why nature evolved us to this stage so that we can understand the greater Truth behind the veil of the universe. The supreme consciousness spread evenly all around and is manifesting as lliving beings...ever evolving and then trying to appreciate its creation

(BTW who is this other monkey who is following your questions idiotically borrowing yr sense of humour??)

2006-06-24 10:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God is a mythological fabrication. Imagined by man in order to explain what could not be explained. It made sense to the ignorant bronze age sheperds who invented him, but nowadays we're a teeny bit more advanced than they were. The concept is now no longer needed except by those pathetic cowards who are incapable of understanding that god is imaginary. Nothing more.

2006-06-24 09:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You must earn points just to answer questions. God was not a created being we keep going over and over the same stuff with you.

2006-06-24 09:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 0 0

God was created in humans heads.

2006-06-24 09:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Al Gore created god as well as the internet

2006-06-24 09:25:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Then who created Evolution?
Dare you to answer

2006-06-24 09:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by egyptian_youth 3 · 0 0

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