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2006-06-24 02:18:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

Stop now.....!

2006-06-24 02:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by JackJester 5 · 0 0

Damn.
I'm sorry.
I went out and got really drunk last night... got naked, put on a robe and went door to door proclaiming myself to be Allah.
I didn't think anyone would take me seriously... I was shitfaced after all... so, please, disregard my "appearence" - I was only kidding... I'm NOT Allah, nor do I believe in him... the week before, I was running up and down the street dressed as Peter Pan... and the week before that, I thought I was the Easter Bunny... honestly, it's all just fun...

2006-06-24 09:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by ptm8 3 · 0 0

No, Allah is a false god, he claims to be the Christian god, but he is not, the Christian god is the one, true, God, and He is a God of love, while Allah is a god of hate...

2006-06-24 09:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How? And what Allah Akhbar told you?

2006-06-24 09:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by sunflower 7 · 0 0

Dreamy smurf get a life and stop looking at your dangly bits in the mirror......lol

2006-06-24 09:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by >>>LADY<<< 4 · 0 0

Insha Allah, has He named you as his Mahdi then ?!

2006-06-24 09:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A God by any other name is still GOD. There is only one God and his name is Jehovah. Call him what you wish but he is still God. Good luck to you and your calling.

2006-06-24 09:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

and he's papa smurf? We are all Surfed up the surmfin smurf now.

2006-06-24 09:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 0 0

No, that was a table cloth wrapped up. sorry dude

2006-06-24 09:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by Sweetgal 4 · 0 0

So.....what. You wanna a cookie.

2006-06-24 09:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u have kept ur name exactly what u r right now (u r confused)

are u mad or what????????????

2006-06-24 09:22:00 · answer #11 · answered by MAC 3 · 0 0

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