2006-06-23 23:13:32 · 12 answers · asked by knownotall person here how about 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You mus not keep the vicar waiting for you?
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2006-06-23 23:21:18 · update #1
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jokes for you.
At a Gynecologist convention in two gynecologists were talking. One from France says, "There was a woman in my office yesterday with a clitoris like a watermelon."
One from England says, "That's impossible, if she had a clitoris the size of a watermelon she couldn't walk.
The first one responded, "You English, always thinking about size. I was talking about taste."
In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.
A man kills a deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.
He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.
Boy cries out: Don’t eat it. It's a ******* asshole.
A doctor saw a nurse with one of her boobs hanging out of dress. He questioned her, Nurse said, "Oh these medical students never keep things in place after use!"
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
2006-06-23 23:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
SEX is the only charterstics of a human which require more than one person. When one has sex they become one and this is a very special moment. I feel when you have sex you give a perice of your heart to the other person for ever and to share this special thing with one person and to give them all the Love you have is a good thing. If your on the religios side then its wrong according to most religions. But at the end of the day its your decision if you think this person is the right one then go for it if not think again and ask this question again
2006-06-24 06:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by ajanabi21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Often sex prior to marriage is the religioun thing. Granted, you shouldn't begin having sex until you are old enough to take responsibility and have a job to support the baby you helped to create. However, if you or your partner are not religious it shouldn't be too big of an issue unless one of you vowed not to have pre-marrital sex.
2006-06-24 06:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by LDYDRGN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i think sex before marriage is not bad. But it is thought so because all kinds of social stigmas are attached to it. Like it may be so that after marriage when your partner realises that you are not a virgin that may trouble him/her , or that it may lead to unwanted pregnancies , or many other complications.
2006-06-24 06:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by Manmeet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
times havew changed...now its not its just that you need to be aware and know how to take precautions as there can be after effects which you may not be able to handle. and also INDIAN MEN want their wifes to be virgins.............y the Hypocracy
2006-06-24 06:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by Sabrina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because u could have kids and if both of you are not committed to the relationship completely, how can you be committed to raising a kid?
2006-06-24 06:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno... before i got married the sex was great... then after the marriage it was horrid... might be because it with only one person now though... huh.. i never made the connection
2006-06-24 06:36:14 · answer #7 · answered by lestatooo1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just may have to tie the knot sooner than you planned
2006-06-24 06:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it has a negative effect on your moral
2006-06-24 06:20:00 · answer #9 · answered by Magnificent 7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'll be breathing really hard at the big day!
2006-06-24 06:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋