A new way to confess your sins!?

Question

Email God.

I know it sounds crazy, buy God will read and personally respond to ALL of your confessions!

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Answer 1

dude.............why do that when all u got to do is talk.....ur an idiot..

Answer 2

You'd love to say these things at work. Probably best not to though.
1. "I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****."
2. "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
3. "How about never? Is never good for you?"
4. "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
5. "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way."
6. "I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
7. "I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message."
8. "I don't work here. I'm a consultant."
9. "It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying."
10. "Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again."
11. "I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid."
12. "You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers."
13. "I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn."
14. "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."
15. "I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you."
16. "Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view."
17. "The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."
18. "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
19. "What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?"
20. "I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant."
21. "It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off."
22. "Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."
23. "And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?"
24. "Do I look like a people person?"
25. "This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting."
26. "I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left."
27. "Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
28. "If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
29. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
30. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
31. "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
32. "A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."
33. "Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?"
34. "Too many freaks, not enough circuses."
35. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
36. "Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done."
37. "How do I set a laser printer to stun?"
38. "I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary."
39. "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
40. "Oh I get it... like humour... but different!"

Answer 3

Did God's server pass the most rigorous server stress test? What's God gonna do if the server fails due to the sheer volume of confessions he receives? Does he have enough backups? Can he preserve data integrity if the system crashes? And what if I don't receive the penance he asks, like say, if my inbox is full.

Answer 4

No way, it has to be somebody's stupid gimmick! If He(God) has to resort to reading our mails, He is not worth it(being called God). Anybody who believes in emails to God has reduced the stature of God to that of a normal human. Can't be so ! What we call as God is supreme, all knowing. If we feel comfort in mailing to some stupid id, it is a different matter, for, we are free to do anything that comforts us. But to claim it to be true, not logical !

Answer 5

2 points

Answer 6

one way I reccomend to confess your sin is by confessing all those sins. I'll then include this in my prayers and ask God to forgive u for those.. What do u think ?? :):)

Answer 7

well, you have fun confessing your sins to whoever. But until I get the memo from God himself letting me know that he's now taking emails, i think I will stick with good old fashion prayer. Thanks anyway.

Answer 8

Right sure you are you are just a big nut.Their is no other god
Be for thee nice try but you are not god I give you a big fatZIP 0.

Answer 9

I e-mailed him once. He sent me a bunch of e-mails on how to enlarge my penis. God's a smartass. Really though. If you want people to e-mail you, why not try and make some friends.

I hope you piss off the christians with this one.

Answer 10

How can you e-mail God ,you can only communicate to God by praising him ,praying ,singing using various instruments and etc.Can you telephone God or write him a letter i don't think you do.

Answer 11

Wow!! what genius you have displayed. Real Nobel prize material. A lobotomy might make it possible to converse with you.