If God created it, and we choose to go there because of our pride, and sinners are followers of Satan, then why did God create it. Why did he make it so abominable? Does God WANT us to suffer? I mean apparently he created it.
Perhaps Satan created it, but if he did, then why would Satan create a den for his own suffering?
Who created hell?
2006-06-23 19:58:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hahaha! That was completely insane, and insanely original Familyguy! Please tell me where you culled your answer, and if you came up with all that, or whether you read it in a Heinlein novel. That was great!
2006-06-23 20:25:35 · update #1
In the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced with a enforcement action for failure to obtain planning permission or submit an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary permit for the heavenly project, but was stymied with the Warning Notice for the earthly part.
Appearing at the subsequent court hearing for failing to accept the Warning Notice, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the first place. He replied that he just liked to be creative.
Then God said, "Let there be light." Officials immediately demanded to know how the light would be made. Would there be noise? What about thermal pollution? God explained that the light would come from a huge ball of fire.
God then sought outline permission to make light, assuring officials that no smoke would result from the ball of fire, that he would obtain all necessary licences, and (to conserve energy) would have the light out half the time. God suggested a number of conditions for permission and said he would call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night." Officials replied that they were not interested in semantics.
God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as many seed." The Parks Department agreed so long as native seed was used. Then God said, "Let waters bring forth creeping creatures having life; and the fowl that may fly over the earth." Planning officials pointed out this would require approval from the Wildlife Service coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation.
Everything was OK until God said he wanted to complete the project in six days. The Planners informed him it would take at least 200 days to review the application and the environmental impact statement. After that there would be a Council meeting, a series of public consultation hearings. Then there would be 10-12 months before...
At this point God created Hell!
Master Plan for HELL
For development in the
Post Apocalypse era
Introduction and Purpose
In accordance with Section 666.d.ii. of the Hades Planning and Development Act 2000BC, the Strategic Planning Committee of Hades (SPC-H) is required to prepare a Master Plan of HELL (MPOH) prior to Armageddon. This entails a comprehensive and inclusive process resulting in a detailed, shared, and meaningful vision for Post Apocalyptic HELL. Such a plan will have absolutely nothing to do with the actual future development of HELL, of course. Such is HELL.
Planning in HELL: Goals and Objectives
We seek to make Post Apocalyptic HELL a desirable destination for the rest of the planet to live, work, shop, and burn, by preserving and building upon Hell's amenities, key strengths: historically designated, well populated, and highly flammable.
Process and Time Frame
The MPOH must be completed within one year, including obtaining all necessary public and environmental reviews and approvals. The Overall Hellish Planning Process (O HELLPP) for the MPOH involves: a 1000-year review period per Circle of Hell, public participation by all past, present and future denizens of HELL, formal certification of insignificant environmental degradation, and approval by the Hades Register of Historic HELL Properties.
The MPOH will be implemented when Hell freezes over.
Format and Approach
Obfuscation is central to the appropriate presentation of the MPOH. Efforts should be made to maximize the utilisation of technical gibberish and jargon, eschew graphical presentations, and mispaginate.
Submissions
All submissions must be produced utilising WORD666 (245th upgrade, downloadable from our website
Infernal Environmental Quality Review Process
In conformance with the Hades Eternal Degradation of the Environment Act 2000BC (HEDEA), pursuant to the NOPE (Not on Planet Earth) statutory authority vested in Satan, the MPOH is subject to IEQRP, which requires 666 Draft Environmental Impact Statements, culminating in the Draft And Mostly Neutral- Environmental Impact Statement (DAMN-EIS).
The following aspects of HELL must be addressed in the DAMN-EIS:
Neighbourhood Character
All Post Apocalyptic development must be consistent with the overall ambiance and defining context of HELL, which is pretty nasty. We like to keep it that way.
Demographics
Impressive population gains are projected. There’s no place like hell.
Community Planning Philosophy
Up yours!
Natural Resources
Fortunately, since all resources are completely degraded, it is anticipated that the Apocalypse will result in no adverse environmental impacts.
Zoning
Residential-industrial-inferno.
Transportation
Transportation analyses undertaken during the past two millennia for the critical River Styx inter-modal transfer point indicate that large numbers of people have no problem going to HELL. Leaving, of course, is not an option.
Parking
There is none. This is HELL.
Alternatives
Too Late Now.
Please submit 97 zillion copies of your proposal to the Planning Board no later than tomorrow at 1am. All copies must be personally delivered by the applicant. We will respond whenever we feel like it. HELL is an equal opportunity employer.
2006-06-23 20:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The 'literal' Christians favor to scare anybody into believing what they trust...or say they do (about concern-assorted the torture/killing gadgets they got here up with in the darkish a at the same time as are extremely d*mn scary!) The 'gnostics' said it as a concept of being without God-humorous, there are some Christians in Hell :-) ***** BTW, devil become created through the literal sort through combining some 'undesirable men' in the former testomony so there will be an perfect 'undesirable guy' at the same time as people putting out to ask your self why God would enable 'undesirable issues ensue to good people'.(there's a 'devil' in the e book of pastime that, in the older texts, lists 'devil' with a decrease-case 's', signifying it really is a anti-human angel-no longer an equivalent deity that opposes God. someplace in the former testomony it says 'I our lord god do assorted those issues. I create good and evil'
2016-11-15 04:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by poissant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K., I'm gonna try this. As we all know 'God' made all the elements right?! So, what happened was one day 'God' was watching ESPN; he discovered that one of his stars was starting to dim. He called up a couple of his top angels and sent them to retrieve some more fire for the star. As the angels were returning with the fire, one of them sneezed and dropped the fire into 'The Lake of Gasoline' and voila 'The Lake of Fire'. It wasn't reported what angel did the act but 'God' didn't mind the change! lol - this previous set of letters is all fictional and the writer cannot be held accountable for anyone believing this bag of hot air. -peace.
2006-06-23 20:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you read your bible and your Christianity. Satan was an angel who got banished to hell. He chucked him down there because he wanted to take god's place.
This god you speak of is cruel. And so yes he wants you suffer if you do not live life according to the commandments.
2006-06-25 14:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by Ouros 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created it. WHY? bcoz he made it 4 satan nd da fallen angels. God does not want u 2 end up there dats y Jesus Christ came nd died 4 our sins so dat thru His pain nd suffering we may hav eternal life. God also gav us da da free gift of making ur own choices nd if u forsak Him nd choose satan den u wil b sent 2 hell wen u die. Mattew 25:41 "then He will say to those on His left, Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels". Choose wisely 4 urself dis day hu u wil serve.So I hope this answered ur question.God Bless nd tk kea.
2006-06-23 20:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God created Hell. God created everything.
2006-06-23 20:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Danny DeVito created Hell.
2006-06-23 20:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Chuck Dhue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, what is the importance of heaven if it is reachable by everyone disregarding the crimes, rapes thefts and so on commited in life time. Hell exists because God allowes it to exist.
2006-06-24 21:50:44 · answer #8 · answered by sfangelsfangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created me i created hell therefore God created hell
2006-06-23 20:01:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2Ki 22:16 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the words of the book which the king of Judah hath read:
2Ki 22:17 Because they have forsaken me, and have burned incense unto other gods, that they might provoke me to anger with all the works of their hands; therefore my wrath shall be kindled against this place, and shall not be quenched.
2006-06-23 20:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by Greg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋