Is this funny?

Question

An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the
cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an
emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight
attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here,
Captain," came the reply, "except for one lawyer who is still going around
passing out business cards."

Answer 1

yeah. have you heard this one...there was a guy walking on the beach and he found a magic lamp he picked it up and a genie came out. the genie said "I will grant you three wishes. but i'm currently going to law school, so every lawyer in the world will get twice as much as you wish for." "okay" the guy said.he thought about it and decided 10 million dollars and a really nice convertible ought to be more than enough to get him and his wife through retirement.he told the genie and the genie said "okay. wish granted, but every lawyer in the world gets 20 million dollars and 2 convertibles. now you have one wish left." the guy thought about it long and hard and finally said "you konw, i've always wanted to donate a kidney."

Answer 2

A man goes into a mysterious shop on a side street he's never seen before. A strange old man is behind the counter. But there's a statue of a rat that calls our hero's attention. He asks how much. The old man says, only ten dollars, but there is a story you should know...
Screw the story, old man, and give me the statue, says our hero. As soon as he's back out on the street, he notices a rat starting to following him. That rat is soon joined by others. In no time at all, he has an army of rats following him. He runs, and the rats run to keep up. He runs faster, so do the rats. When he stops, the rats overwhelm him and start chewing at him, at his cloths. All the time more and more rats join the army. Finally, the man runs down to the waterfront, leaps up onto a lamp post and hurls the statue into the bay. All the rats go streaming off the edge of the boardwalk, following the statue, even unto their death. Bloody and ragged, in a determined mood, the mad marches back to the strange shop. Ahhhh...says the shop keeper, now you are ready to hear to the story...
Screw the story, says our hero, do have a statue of a lawyer?

Answer 3

Funny! Yep....gotta watch those lawyers. Some'll steal your free peanuts from right out underneath yah!!

Here's a lawyer joke for yah:

A man was standing in line waiting to go into a movie theater when he suddenly felt the guy behind him massaging his shoulders. He turned around and said, "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"
The guy stammered, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's just that I'm a chiropractor, and I could tell you were pretty tense, and without even realizing it, I started to rub your shoulders to release the tension and help you relax."
"That's hogwash," the man cried. "I'm a lawyer, and you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me!"

SmileyCat : )

Answer 4

I give it a 6/10

Answer 5

Did you make this one up yourself? if you did it gets a lockerridge thumbs^up x1
If you read it somewhere else and brought it here then you get a
" do not bring this type of stuff here to be rated or you might get your feeling hurt" not real good stuff sorry

Answer 6

This actually sounds like something a lawyer would do. Cute. :D

Answer 7

Good one. 6/10.

Answer 8

not bad...
I thought it would be the insurance agent passing out his cards.

Answer 9

It was okay. I haven't got a joke of my own, so I really can't do better.

Answer 10

Oh my word, that is such a funny joke! lol