I thought I felt something, but he says he didn't. It was a very "innaproriate" touch, and I think I should tell the authorities. Has anyone ever had any experience prosecuting the dead, risen to live again? Does the Oregon Penal Code allow the undead to be imprisoned?
2006-06-23 18:45:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just don't go to a priest about it. Being touched once is enough...
2006-06-23 18:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Your question does not make any sense, but one day you may need Jesus to touch you: to heal you from a disease or something. Yeah Jesus is alive, and he wants you to make it to heaven. Why not take the good test (below) and see if you will?
2006-06-24 02:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by Brain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first you should figure out whether or not it really was Jesus. If the touch felt cold, clammy, decrepid and deteriorating, then it was certainly the undead. If you heard a whisper that said "Praise me," then it was definitely Jesus.
2006-06-24 01:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've had enough of your sick little questions. Consider yourself reported.
2006-06-24 01:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life, dear.
2006-06-24 01:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by sacredmud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋