If so, I gotta say, could be a mistake. I did, and now he just camps on the couch, won't get a job, leaves shroud like impressions on all of my bed sheets, and bathroom towels, and I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with him. Not sure, but I did find birkenstocks under my bed. How do I get Jesus to leave?
2006-06-23 18:20:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Goodness, no! Why would I invite a stranger into my house? That's a silly question. Who knows what would happen next. My daughter might be exposed to religion way before her time, my family might be burned at the stake because we're Wiccan, who knows. I'd rather keep my door firmly shut.
2006-06-23 18:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by Ally 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hey silly monkey! :-D
I have let Jesus into my heart, and home, No problems here!
I have never heard of Him making Himself known in that way.
Maybe you got something else going on there, ever thought of that?
Good luck there!
2006-06-24 01:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by jewel of the nile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him that the church will pay a LOT for his appearance, media coverage is guaranteed, people will sing his name, there are hundreds of girls for him to choose from every sunday morning, and that the accomodation there is much more superior to yours
2006-06-24 01:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by dojodomo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus drank all of our milk! I should have never answered the door that day....
2006-06-24 01:22:40 · answer #4 · answered by Frodo the space bard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know those hippies, once you feed them, it's impossible to get them to leave.
2006-06-24 01:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a rather low IQ havn't you.
You have insulted all TRUE CHRISTIANS!
2006-06-24 01:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may regret one day when you stand before Him...about your snide remarks.....grow up
2006-06-24 02:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by shiningon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!! I would love to answer this but I can't stop laughing!
2006-06-24 01:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by honeybunchesofdeath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what you wish for ...
2006-06-24 01:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by pickle head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋