Here int he town of La Barca Mexico one of our local nuns has a wild and fast azs. Her pastor wants her azs for being wild but mostly for being fast. She wants $10.00 for it... The pastor wants it free and promised payment ($10.00) only after proven fast and profitable... He plans to he her asz into the local races...only if it wins will he pay her. Do ya all think she should let him have her asz?
2006-06-23 16:31:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
only $10 for a donkey! hell no!
she should instead race her as$ herself and make more than $10 in races if it wins, and she can race her as$ more than once to make more $ and help out the church or someother good cause might be devoted to
2006-06-23 16:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by M 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
this is very old...
to clear some things up,, an "azs" is a donkey ,
I heard this "joke" when I was a child.
and if any one wants to sell anything on the payment plan, they must have a contract signed by both and witnesses by reliable persons.
and if she wants to sell it, and she wants $10, and the man will give her a contract, and no one else will buy it, I see no reason she shouldn't sell it.
also Catholic nuns and priests cant gamble nor enter games of chance(races) but a pastor(different religion possibly Baptist) can.so the wording is wrong,, it should say the local pastor and not her pastor...
2006-06-23 23:41:50 · answer #2 · answered by Brenda M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, nuns do not "hang" out with pastors, they "chill" with priests...goodness.
Secondly, that was the most inane thing I've ever seen...does your mind really think this way, or was this for all of our enjoyment at your mockery.
But hey, thanks for the 2 points anyway...really appreciate it.
2006-06-23 23:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by Poppet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well isn't $10 about a years wage in Mexico? sounds like a good deal for a donkey
2006-06-23 23:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Damn! I was thinking all along "That nun should get a lot more for her *** if she's going to sell it." And, "What kind of convents are there in Mexico that they allow their nuns to sell their asses." LOL!!! Sorry...dirty mind.
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2006-06-23 23:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by Cerridwen M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's an asz? Not a clue what your talking about. sorry. :)
2006-06-23 23:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by BlueAngel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if it's from the back
2006-06-23 23:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by tiny adventures 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You spelled it three different ways.
azz
azs
asz
But don't worry, I still get it. Any way you spell it, the priest ain't getting none ***!
2006-06-23 23:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was strange
2006-06-23 23:34:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
........what?
2006-06-23 23:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Name one way your not Hitler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋