He got Lord Fluffykins good, not good good, bad good, if you know what I mean. I am distraught.
I'm thinking a couple of grand outta ease my suffering.
I just want the hurting to stop and hope to quickly resolve this out of court.
2006-06-23 16:29:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your neighbor "nailed" your hamster?
2006-06-23 16:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor Lord Fluffykins....Everyone loves a gift, even older relatives. Find out the names and addresses of all of this guy's older relatives. Look in the back of a Cosmopolitan or nudie magazines at all the fun, sexual items you can order with a credit card. Send grandma a vibrator, grandpa a penis extender. Send his girlfriend some kind of sex cream "from Chris" and she'll get mad and break up with him. Also, send Chris's parents some items to liven up their sex life and see if they appreciate it.
Oh, and don't forget Chris's boss. He needs to be a member of the Gay Rights Club or maybe needs some instructional videos on sex education. When asked who it's to be sent to, give them his boss's name and tell them to put it "c/o Chris Tomkinson" just to be sure he knows who's responsible.
2006-06-26 23:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you could sue. Didn't you hear the story about the woman who won a law suit for tripping over a child wandering thru a dept store....and it was HER OWN CHILD? Jury's are idots. What I would do, though...is call the cops. Maybe a night in jail getting 'nailed' by his neighboor will teach him a lesson.....
2006-06-25 22:17:16 · answer #3 · answered by yozombiesmama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends! Is the hampster still nailed to the wall as a trophy? If so, sue his a**.
2006-06-23 23:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any attorney worth their briefcase would take your case in a heartbeat, hopefully on a pro-bobo basis. Hehe.
Good luck with your eyebrow. =) If you want help with a tattoo, I'll hook you up for free. IM me for details.
2006-06-23 23:39:03 · answer #5 · answered by Methlehem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your happy butt to petsmart & buy a new Lord Fluffykins
Oh yeah, so sorry for your loss.
2006-06-23 23:53:33 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Money can never buy you the love and joy that little ball of fur brought you and your children.
This calls for blood-letting.
2006-06-25 09:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bake your neighbor a pie.
Call me for the recipe.
2006-06-26 18:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by Valerie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your hamster got what whas coming to him and you know it!
2006-06-26 13:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I make the pies. Impostor!!! Drat!!
2006-06-26 21:46:50 · answer #10 · answered by Janet F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋