What am I doing wrong? Should I use some sort of polish?
2006-06-23 16:23:32 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OK, according to many answerers, you're supposed to open it and read it. So, try standing over it and chanting "Open Sesame" over and over. If it won't open, go get Billy Graham to help you. If it still won't open, wait around until a Christian is born again and see if he can help. If it STILL won't open, don't worry, Jesus is waiting for ya with a beer down at the local pub.
2006-06-23 16:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by Thom Thumb 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ok..granted your question was FUNNY, BUT at the same time, I can't get over how other supposedly MORE self righteous people are telling you you are WRONG, if THEY read THEIR bible, they would know it says "judge not lest ye be judged" so they are in the wrong for telling you YOU are wrong. I don't know if I believe everything in that book or not, but I feel as though god is a guiding influence that gives you the wisdom and ability to make sound decisions that will influence your life for the better. Maybe you should ask god for a greater understanding of the book you are rubbing and ask him what you should do. Maybe try reading it for answers, cuz obviously rubbing it isnt' getting you anywhere.
2006-06-23 16:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes the polish is of the mind ,,try opening it and reading the red words alone in the back,, thats the stuff by a revolutionary named Jesus,, and its the real words,, so try a differant approach,, ask Jesus for what you want,, and then wait because its a lot more effective than a shiny book
2006-06-23 16:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You actually have to rub 400 times exactly. Have someone help you count it off so you don't rub too much or too little. Good luck! No polish required.
2006-06-23 16:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by leonard_leroy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Virgin Birth - Was it a preconceived notion?
What is the Imacculate Conception?
An Imacculate Deception?
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us?
Jesus? Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Gods do not die? Do they?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
If you swallow this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't.
2006-06-23 16:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would be better off practising your one-liners and brushing up on your grade 6 homework. Practise in front of your friends and the ones like you on this site - at least you will have an audience.
2006-06-23 16:30:01 · answer #6 · answered by The Rock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C'mon..as if HE is bound to grant everything you wish for..it(praying) has to comes from the heart and you have to have a good intentions on why you're asking for a certain things to happen..just keep your faith on Him..
2006-06-23 16:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by againstgoodygoody! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub your Bible? How corny! Have you prayed and asked God for things that you desire? Are you living according to the Bible?
2006-06-23 16:26:02 · answer #8 · answered by FlawlessKarat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheeeeeee...even Jesus appreciates a good laugh, I`m sure...just be CAREFUL that ya don`t rub him the wrong way ; ) From my heart to yours......!! : )
2006-06-23 16:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you open it to read? cos i believe it says on the inside that if you ask, He will give it to you, Not just rubbing it. Besides, if God Knows that what y ou are asking for is not good for you, He will not give it to you.
2006-06-23 16:27:30 · answer #10 · answered by showgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋