mother nature vs Jesus .... who kicks who's butt...?

Question

mother nature vs Jesus and christianity.

first to whitedog... of course mother earth came first... don't they say Jesus is a virgin?

the second comming was about a thousand years ago when christianity gained ground using the crusifix symbol.

in our time, we've learned about the balance of eco systems. Humans can't deny that they have an effect on their environment. Where in your bibles does it tell you man's place in nature.
The only laws of god are the laws of nature.
Religion give humans the illusion of being above nature creating an imbalance.
the effects of this imbalance is natural disasters, and illnesses.

Now who do you hope wins?

Answer 1

Well normally I don't like to gossip, but they live next door to me and have for about eight years now...at first it was pretty cool, they seemed like a happy couple, but then Jesus got laid off from his carpenter job and He started drinking... then Mother Nature started nagging Him all the time, and they used to get into these huge knock down drag out fights... I mean it was ridiculous, one time she smashed all His liquor bottles and He got really mad and they were out in the yard screaming at the top of their lungs... and you know when Mother Nature gets really mad some pretty bad things can happen. We had these sudden wind storms and lightning bolts flyin' all over the place, it got so bad I had to call the cops out here to pull them apart. And that wasn't the first time the cops have been out here... one time He had her by the throat choking her and she just kicked Him in the scrotum so hard He had to be taken away in an ambulance... she spent the night in lock-up and He spent the night in the hospital. He limped around here for three days and He never tried to choke her again after that. They're really a couple of colorful characters those two... its never a dull moment around here thanks to them.

Answer 2

I would say mother nature. Death is a part of the natural cycle of nature, and Jesus didn't escape that very well, now did he? Perhaps he rose from the dead, perhaps he's the son of god, perhaps he's divine, but I doubt (if he existed) he didn't die like the Muslims say. I think they're story is a lot better than Christianity's, but I doubt it's true, no offense to anybody.

Answer 3

Mother Nature of course.

Answer 4

Guess Who Created Mother nature? God, and Jesus is one of the God head. go figure.

Answer 5

God created nature...not mother nature...nature and Jesus but God Jesus and the holy Spirit are the same ...three in one

Answer 6

Jesus controls mother nature.

Answer 7

Virgin Birth - Was it a preconceived notion?

What is the Imacculate Conception?

An Imacculate Deception?

Did Jesus give up Saturday for us?

Jesus? Christianity? .

If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.

Gods do not die? Do they?

If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?

If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.

If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!

If you swallow this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't.

Answer 8

Mother nature.

Answer 9

Jesus died. Mother nature is still here. I'd say Mother Nature. Go Gaia

Answer 10

You know i would think Mother Nature would win; unless Jesus came down with special powers to stop her????

Answer 11

Well since Jesus is God and God created nature, then Jesus would KILL.