I made this horrible decision about 6 months ago. Now all the guy does is lay on the coach watching my TV. There is never any beer in the fridge and I think he might be sleeping with my girlfriend. I found a piece of his crown of thorns in my headboard. What should I do?
2006-06-23 16:09:21 · 16 answers · asked by Salvador R 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not to mention, I think I am getting a contact high from all the pot he is smoking. I think I got too stoned and spelled couch wrong.
2006-06-23 16:15:42 · update #1
Man, I didn't find that funny at all. But to answer your question, I have accepted CHRIST into my home and heart. If that was a joke of some sort, it tanked in my opinion. Have some respect for those who do believe in Christ and try not to poke fun at Christ. Just being real is all.
2006-06-23 16:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Virgin Birth - Was it a preconceived notion?
What is the Imacculate Conception?
An Imacculate Deception?
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us?
Jesus? Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Gods do not die? Do they?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
If you swallow this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't.
2006-06-23 16:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a sawed off shotgun and go postal on him? Apparently the cross didn't quite work, he's still alive! Maybe a deer slug will work a bit better.
2006-06-23 16:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by Joe Shmoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blaspheming is a un forgiven sin... Repent and be Saved.
Dont be a fool. Christ is Cool!
2006-06-29 02:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by James S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I simply refused to let him in when he asked. I had a friend that made this mistake. He was always leaving "shroud of Turin" type impressions on all of his bath towels. Dirty guy to. Stinky birkenstocks. I think he was the one who gave my sister scabies too.
2006-06-23 16:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What has that got to do with Jesus Christ? Stop blaspheming!
2006-06-23 16:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by denizen251 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's some guy named Jesus (pronounced Hey-sus). Maybe not. Kick his lazy butt out!!! And tell him to pay you for the beer. (It might also explain why your girlfriend was always screaming "Oh, god!).
2006-06-23 16:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God luvs u so much... he sent his 1 n only son Jesus 2 die on da cross 2 4give u n heal u... he den rose up da 3rd day. John 3:16 "4 God so loveth da world dat he sent his only bgotten sno , dat whosoeva believeth in him should not perish but hav everlastin life." Accept him now... "Jesus, I blieve u died on da cross 4 me n rose da 3rd day.. I kno I wusn't livin my life rite, but I accept u now 2 *** into my heart n 4give me. I repent now, I luv u Lord. IN JESUS NAME I PRAY. AMEN" 1day every knee shall bow n every tongue shall confess dat, “JESUS IS LORD”
Dun u alredy feel betta. God Bless U! N 1day we shall meet in Heaven.
2006-06-23 16:15:00 · answer #8 · answered by too_strong4_2long 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i have, but it looks like you havent and you want to make fun of Jesus Christ. not a funny thing to do. you wont be laughing if you dont accept him and your burning in hell. good luck :p
2006-06-23 16:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by crackalac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He lays on the coach?
I hope the coach enjoys it as much as he does!
2006-06-23 16:14:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋