the later it gets the dumber your jokes get. why is that? will you prove me wrong?

Answer 1

the jokes may get dumber this is much true but, the later it gets, the funnier the dumb answers are :D (written @11:34 p.m. michigan time) ~aj~
I was in my back yard yesterday trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife is watching me from the window, muttering how men need to be told how to do everything. She opened the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail." I turned with a confused look on my face and said to her, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite (revised 12:20a.m. michigan time ... is it any funnier now??) ~aj~

Answer 2

Your brain is burned out from all the Q&A stuff.

You are tired.

You have reached your saturation point of drugs.

You have reached your saturation point of alcohol.

Any of these or any combination of any or all of these items will put you into the dumb joke frame of mind.

Here ia a test to prove that this theory is correct.


Arkansas 12th Grade Reading Test

No.1

M R DUCKS
M R KNOT
O S A R
C M WANGS
L I B
M R DUCKS

No.2

M R SNAKES
M R KNOT
S A R
C M B D I's
L I B
M R SNAKES

No.3

M R MICE
M R KNOT
S A R
C M E D B D FEET
L I B
M R MICE

No. 4

M R FARMERS
M R KNOT
S A R
C M M T POCKETS
L I B
M R FARMERS


Aproved by Senator Hillary Clinton
2004

Answer 3

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

Answer 4

working in the theater i work late nights starting at 8:00am til 1am-2am the next morning i have found spending hours in a dark enviorment with sleep deprevity everything sounds funny such as the longest knockknock joke can go on for hours and people still find it funny, so people with me have brought jenga and cake to these events to cure ourselves from the bordom that in the such place as a theater could get us killed we have ran around in a circle when lights go off yelling 'i'm invisable' also having the right amount of sugar and caffine in you makes your senses reveal the humor in everything, it also makes sense of pointless movies such as the thought of Ocean's 11 where did all the fliers come from and you create hypothesis's no how they got them there, you hear things from the set of a movie your not supposed to hear such as action in the warriors when luther starts to chant...i have spoken to much already it is just that your brain is tired

Answer 5

> > A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
> >
> > She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
>immediately.
> >
> > She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to
>hers.
> > As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
> > "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
> > hands.
> > "Actually, no," he replied.
> > "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running
>her
> > hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
> > "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I
>can
> > do?"
> > "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running
>her
> > forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of
>her
> > fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
> > "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
> > "Tell him," she whispered,
> >
> > "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies
> > room."

Answer 6

I've been blond since I was 13, and I don't have to prove anything!

Answer 7

i totally agree...they become stupider and just plain silly...also the questions dont seem to be questions after a certain point

Answer 8

because when u dont sleep u get tierd and that tends to make u really goofy

Answer 9

cus your tired, trying to stay woke, so you just seem to get really goofy,

Answer 10

that's what happens when a person is sleepy, or drunk.