The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a country lane
late one night when his truck broke down. All he could see was a faint
light in the distance. So he headed towards it. He came to an old
farmhouse and knocked on the door.
"Hello," he says, "I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and my
truck is broken down. I wonder could I have a bed for the night?"
"Well," says the farmer, "there are only two rooms, myself and the wife
in one, and my young daughter in the other."
"Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a
bed for the night, your daughter will be as safe as a house," says the
greatest truck driver in the world.
"All right," says the farmer. So he let the greatest truck driver in the
world in, and off everyone went to bed.
At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard in his
daughter's room banging against the wall. He got up and looked in,
there was the greatest truck driver in the world driving it into his
daughter, with his bare a s s going up and down.
He went down stairs and loaded the shotgun. He snuck into the room and
shoved the shotgun up the driver's a s s hole.
"All right," he says, "if you're the greatest truck driver in the world,
try and reverse out of there with a full load."
2006-06-23 15:39:16 · 77 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its about as funny as my left arm.
2006-07-05 12:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you heard of his brother the worst truck driver in the world??
one day he was sitting in a truck stop having a coffee
in road a bunch of mean looking hells angles .The biggest and meanest walked over and poured the guys coffee over his head the guy looked like he was going to cry he rushed out of the door got in his truck and drove off
well the hells angle laughed not much of a man is he
to which the waitress added not much of a driver either he just drove over a whole load of Harley's
2006-07-06 06:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-07-06 18:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every one of my answers is sooo much funnier, especially the one I gave to the foreign guy who wanted to save this country with his ability to predict the future. I did, however think you joke was funny the first time I heard it in fourth grade about forty years ago.
2006-07-07 01:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Daughters live-in is a truck driver and he'll love it.
2006-07-06 13:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by knowsnothing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I don't even know your wife that well, man....I just see her sometimes and smile cause she' pretty and she always greets me with a big smile and a squeeze of the hand. I mean, it's just something we do with our hands, that's all. We both enjoy it as often as we can and I guess that's all that matters. You have a good day now.
She's a great squeezer, your wife; a fine and talented woman....
2006-07-06 11:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The daughter was a truck ?
2006-07-02 06:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one I have to admit! Normally I don't laugh at sex jokes but the punch line at the end was pretty catchy.
2006-07-07 01:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-07-06 14:13:26 · answer #9 · answered by dlissa2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes...funny...i shall copy, paste and print and scotch tape it to the delivery truck driver's cab door next door...thanx for the ha ha ha
2006-06-23 15:42:40 · answer #10 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a truck driver?
2006-07-07 07:23:11 · answer #11 · answered by nina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋