2006-06-23 15:34:28 · 9 answers · asked by looneytoons_69 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-06-23 15:36:14 · answer #1 · answered by wuxxler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it would fall upon you to handle a radioactive cat (say, from a science kit experiment gone horribly wrong), here are a few tips:
1. Most cats, upon becoming radioactive, also become very irritable. Therefore, if it becomes neccessary to touch or move the cat, wear heavy gloves. Unless you really want to be bitten by a radioactive cat. (See: Spiderman)
2. There is a small chance that the cat will mutate and grow into gigantic size, and run rampant through downtown Tokyo (See: Godzilla). In this case, don't panic. History shows us that most rampaging monsters will be quickly stopped by a small group of hapless scientists/adventurers/drunks thrown together by random chance. Note, however, that any beaches used as litter boxes should be throughly decontaminated. Note that if the cat was your family pet, it is good to prepare an excuse before talking to your parents/children. (See: The dog ate my homework).
3. A radioactive cat can also be the result of a botched quantum physics experiment. (See: Schrodinger's Cat). Note that such a cat might have experienced a long period of confinement into a small space; a large decontamination room will be less frustrating for all involved.
If, in spite of all these suggestions, you are unable to handle your radioactive cat, you should contact the proper authorities immediately. (See: Department of Energy). Good luck to you, and your cat.
2006-06-23 15:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, except for Schrödiger's cat, who is only sort of half-alive. Schrödiger's cat may or may not be radioactive, and may or may not be alive. The only way to know for sure is to open the cat box and look inside ...
2006-06-23 15:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by roxburger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want to get close enough to a radioactive cat to find out?
2006-06-23 15:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do radioactive cats exist
2006-06-23 15:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but only when charcoal activated by a carbon filter with strontium 329 mixed in.
2006-06-23 15:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by Thom Thumb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no stupid they are dead, also depending on the source of the radiation they would have to at least have a half life of 1000 years, so it would make sense if it was 1800years
2006-06-23 15:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by azrael226 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha prolly thats a damn good question
2006-06-23 15:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
UM THATS STILL 9
2006-06-23 15:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋