1. If love was a ferry, where would I get off?
2. Why are things always in the last place you look? *easy*
3. Why do we have subtitles for english?
I especially need the answer for number one, someone has asked me this and I don't know.
Thanks.
2006-06-23 15:14:25 · 16 answers · asked by The~Before~&~After 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First reasonable answer scores ten points.
2006-06-23 15:18:54 · update #1
100 MILES OFFSHORE INFESTED WITH SHARKS
THINKING TO MUCH
BECAUSE WERE RETARDED
2006-06-23 15:17:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. If love was a ferry, where would I get off? ---> you wouldn't because love would end.
2. Why are things always in the last place you look?---> because you find it and it's the "last" place
3. Why do we have subtitles for English? They are for the deaf.
Cheers! :)
2006-06-24 01:13:08 · answer #2 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. you never get off you stay on until you die and then you may still be on that ferry
2. Because if you find them why would you keep looking so it's the last place you look even if it's the first. Like if you find your keys you wouldn't be like oh look my keys well then let me look under the couch for my keys
3. Because deaf people can't hear the show so they read the subtitles
2006-06-23 22:22:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on the last stop and forever thats the romantic answer id also say in the ferrys mouth but im a gross person and the jokes sour ,,2 its always going tobe in the last place thats semantics unless your blind then its in the last place you feel 3 some regional accents cant be heard clearly enough to get the meanings from like --homosinyur nakit from joe dirt it home is where you make it not you like to see homos naked
2006-06-23 22:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
l. When it docks I guess.
2.Because you found it, thus making that the last place you looked.
3.An English subtitle for an English movie? Never heard of that.
2006-06-23 22:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer: 1) I would never get off, because if love was a ferry I would not have to worry about getting heartbroken, I would just ride. 2) because you stop searching after you find them!!!! 3) because english people talk way to fast and do not pronounce their words correctly, and slur their words quite often too.
2006-06-23 22:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by Bedam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. don't ever get on and if u do get off fast...or don't get off at all.
2.because when u find the thing u stop looking so i is always the last place u look
3. for the poor deaf people..duh..how the hell else are they supposed to watch a movie???
2006-06-23 22:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by xoqtpie18ox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 anytime u want cause on the ride theres lots of waves(ups and downs)2cause life aint easy 3 4 other languages and the deaf
2006-06-24 02:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by minime 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Every place you could "get off".
2) Because when you find it you stop looking.
3) For deaf people.
2006-06-23 22:17:58 · answer #9 · answered by DiRTy D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. If love was a "fairy" you would get off in the rear as a man or between the uprights as a woman:)
2. Duh.
3. ?
2006-06-23 22:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by laughinside 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Never............unless you want the love to end.
2. I have heard the "correct" answer to this, but it doesn't come to mind right now.
3. For deaf people.
***THANK YOU BEDAM*** That's it! The answer to #2 I couldn't think of!
2006-06-23 22:19:52 · answer #11 · answered by Mekayla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋