Because im such a big guy i need to eat my full before everyone else..this is fair because I pay the bills..and make the money..I also get first Dibbs on the leftovers and the scraps..even after Im done so if im a little bit hungry I can get something..Also i have to keep the dog healthy so I will give Saturn..my black lab..seconds on the leftovers..then my two kids and wifey get the remains..I think that im being very self sacrificing because Im keeping them thin..they will thank me when they are older..they will be envy of all the kids when they are skinny and happy..Im sacraficing my body for them..the greatest sign of love
2006-06-23 13:39:11 · 15 answers · asked by Real-Italian-Stallion 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Man that is some logic you got there. It does my heart good to know a family man like yourself is out there.
2006-06-24 13:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 15⤊ 8⤋
Although it didn't have anything to do with the weight of the person,I noticed that when I lived in the south pacific island of Samoa,the elders , and guests had the first choice of food, and everyone else ate when they were finished.I think it was a show of respect.
2006-06-23 13:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by puppyhera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You fat selfish disgusting poor excuse of a human being!!!! Look at yourself!!! Maybe they should eat first and leave you nothing. The dog gets food first before your family. They should leave your fat a**. This all coming from a guy that works at DQ and holds a record for eating pizza!!! LOSER
2006-06-24 06:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by crystal lee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you..you should eat with John Goodman
2006-06-24 13:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by Shamal_Cortes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Stop watching family guy
That was on there a few nights ago.
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2006-06-23 13:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that soon you'll be so fat that you can't move and then your family will be able to taunt you with impunity, that is unless you explode first.
2006-06-23 13:46:40 · answer #6 · answered by shiva 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be willing to bet your family is starving...
So is this supposed to be amusing, just a way to get responses, or are you just sick?
2006-06-24 18:09:26 · answer #7 · answered by JC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's true. your disgustingly obese, your wife is cheating on you and your kids will grow up to be tweakers
but that's ok because you still have food...........
2006-06-23 13:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three words for you....Male Chauvinist pig!!!
2006-06-24 10:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor souls, all of you. Get some veggies for your kids.
2006-06-23 13:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you're being a fatass pig is what you're doing.
2006-06-23 13:43:01 · answer #11 · answered by murder_doctrine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋