Whats the best way to approach a woman in a grocery store?

Question

With out getting the walls up that woman do you all know what I'm talking about? Do I go up there and say hey "your buns look fresher than mine can I have a sqeeze?"

Answer 1

See National Lampoons Animal House.

Answer 2

The way your going you sound like a stupid guy don't go shopping for girls at the grocery store with those pick up lines you belong in a dog pound if your going to say something like that!!

Answer 3

Ummm....no. If you're going to try and pull the "dirty pickup line in the grocery store" situation, I would suggest talking about the size of the cucumbers or some other large and provacative object in the produce section! hehehe : p

Answer 4

bump into her with your cart. Stage it in a way that something falls out. She'll more than likely help you, that should break the ice.

don't talk about melons or buns or meat, gross

Answer 5

Mention something casual like food prices. Or as her about the brands she is buying and why she likes that particular one as opposed to another.

Answer 6

Don't be a wise guy! ask advise on meal ideas,mention missing
home cooking,and missing your mom's good cooking.

Answer 7

you say HI, and look to see how receptive she is. any chit chat will be deemed a come on and you don't know if she is there for a come on. she may be shopping.

Answer 8

wait until she's in the frozen food section and say, " you probably shouldn't be around all of this frozen food." she'll ask why and you say," cuz you'll melt all this stuff." hahahahaha

Answer 9

Say, "I'd like to squeeze your melons to see if they are ripe."

Answer 10

yea and be prepared for the slap