My six-year-old is quite the little p*ssy, so I was thinking of staging an abduction one day when he is playing in the front yard. A guy he doesn't know (but I do ROFL) will pull up in a ghetto car and offer him cupcakes if he gets in the car. I don't think my son will have a problem with refusing because we never taught him that is bad. So once he's in the car, the little weasal, the guy will suddenly lock the doors and drive away at full speed. I want to see if he fights back and tries to tackle the guy or what. I'm already pretty sure there's no hope for him, but he may prove me wrong. Plus me and his mom think this is hilarious! Then the "abdoctor" (LOL) will take him somewhere abandoned where I will be waiting and everyone will just be like, "LOL! Just kidding. LOL!"
2006-06-23 12:00:32 · 44 answers · asked by Blonde Piaga 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
He's my stepson, yo.
2006-06-23 12:05:34 · update #1
Okay...so should we have him try out for football instead? That was my second idea.
2006-06-23 12:11:19 · update #2
I would suggest finding out what he is afraid of (or maybe he's just not a macho kind of boy), and help him face his fears. Show him that things are not so hard.
As far as learning to fight back, enroll him in boxing, karate, wrestling, or another contact sport where he can play with kids HIS AGE, and learn a bit of self-defense at the same time.
2006-06-23 12:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jewel 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
This could be very traumatizing to a child. For one your stepson is 6, don't forget. I think you should ask your mother how you acted at 6 years of age, or spend time with others the same age and see how they act. I don't think your want him sitting in a therapists office in 20 years talking about this and trying to figure out what he had done to deserve such a cruel punishment. Another thing if you haven't discussed such things (abductors) with him this would be a good idea to let him know that there are bad people in the world who would try to lure him and get him to go with them. Wouldn't it be terrible if such a thing really did happen to your stepson or any child. We as parents need to teach our children not to go with strangers. If you truly want him to toughen up I would consider enrolling him in karate or sports. Get involved with him and show him you love him instead of worrying about how much of a baby he is. Parenting is a hard thing but don't make it harder by doing the abduction trick on him, he may never want to play outside, go to bed alone, or be away from you and his mother. Or he may never want to see you again either.
2006-06-24 01:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by Nicole M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a VERY bad idea. As others have said before me, you will most likely scar him mentally. And it will not make him stop being a "p*ssy". You could also have Child Protective Services called on you for this. Your son should be taken away from you for crap like this. Any parent who would play a sick joke like this on their kid and then laugh about it does not deserve to be a parent. Maybe you should try letting the kid be who he is and stop trying to change him. Some kids are more introverted and peace loving than others. Help him find something he enjoys doing and can be successful at to help him build his self-confidence.
2006-06-23 13:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by Garden Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are NOT FUNNY. Would you be planning something like this if he was your son and not your step-son? At 6 he has already had some trauma of dealing with his mother marrying a complete assh*le and being born to a loser "mother". No real mother or father would ever think about doing something like this. You both should put that poor child up for adoption and you both need to grow up yourselves. What you are suggesting amounts to child-endangerment and punishable by law. How exactly is scarring the sh*t out of him going to make him "be a man?" You both have got to be two of the stupidest, cruelest people.
2006-06-24 07:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by i_am_the_dida 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you are kidding. Something as silly as this could get your child taken away from you. And you would seriously harm his mental state, likely requiring treatment after your stunt.
On a serious note, your son is learning how to be a man by watching you and his own father (if he is involved). Start acting like the person you want him to become and you should have no problems in the future.
2006-06-24 02:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by gz_1st_lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are very cruel. You could scar the child mentally. That is wrong on so many levels. What loving parents you are to 1 label your child and 2 to pretend kidnap him and 3 laugh about it to his face. You son will never trust you again. And have you thought about what could happen if he tells a teacher at school? You stand the chance of losing your son. But since you think so highly of him it might not matter to you if you did lose him.
2006-06-23 12:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Stewiesgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and make sure you whoop him with wet towels and tell him over and over that he's a pussy. Make sure you throw him in a lake too lets see if he can swim. Maybe some friends have some poisonous snakes or something and then u can make a child version of fear factor. And then u can get him drunk and call dcfs hahaha won't that be funny. And make sure u video tape it all too.
P.S. He's learning to be a p ussy from who??? The male authority in his life? That would be your dumbass.
2006-06-23 12:06:18 · answer #7 · answered by gnomes31 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should just accept this little boy for who he is. Not every male has to be a macho, chauvanist, jerk to be cool. Chances are this kid is going to grow up to be the kind of guy girls are actually looking for. You know; kind, sensitive, not afraid to show their emotions. I get that you're his stepdad so I can understand if there's not the usual father-son bond, but shame on his mother for not protecting her son from the likes of you. JERK!
2006-06-24 17:03:35 · answer #8 · answered by J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PLEASE tell me this was a joke. When these things happen to kids in real life every day I don't think there is anything funny about it. You and his mom need parenting classes if this isn't a joke. OR you could find a real man to model being a man for him......kids become like the adults they are around.
2006-06-23 12:08:01 · answer #9 · answered by Greencastle PS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a teen dad. Never teach a child a lesson through fear, ridicule or humiliation. It will make him not trust you and become very insecure. What a mean cruel thing to do. It won't make him become a man, it will make him passive and resent you. I feel sorry for him. Not funny at all!
2006-06-23 12:04:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋