Three men are trapped on an island. A group of cannibals catch them to make boats out of their skin. The cannibal chief says, "Since we are civilized people, we will let you choose the way you die." The first man says, "I don't really want to die! But if I have to, I want it to be quick, so cut my head off." The cannibals cut his head off and use his skin to make a boat. The second man says, "I don't really want to die! But if I have to, I'll die the same way that guy just did. Nice and quick." So the cannibals did the same to him and made another boat out of his skin. The third guy says, "Well, I aint afraid of dying. Give me a fork." So the cannibals gave him a fork, and he says, "You aint making no boat out of me," as he staves himself viciously with the fork!!!
2006-06-23 11:28:35 · 4 answers · asked by Bedam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Meh. It's funny enough.
2006-06-23 11:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Starlight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is ok
hehhe
2006-06-23 18:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really. Can't you do better than that?
2006-06-23 18:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by april dawn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so
2006-06-23 19:39:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋