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2006-06-23 09:51:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anthony G 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Sure.

He is always good for a laugh.


The Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a
turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know, he didn't get there
by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb s_h_i_t get down!"

2006-06-23 21:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It depends really George Bush is actually a very kind man at heart i just think he has no control cant run a country doesnt seem to make good desisions and opens his mouth at the wrong time EVERY time...but otherwise he's an ok kinda guy

2006-06-23 17:03:51 · answer #2 · answered by paige 2 · 0 0

No. He lacks the moral value of what makes this country great, a country for the people by the people. He has demonstrated that he can be bought by the big corporations, over and over again.

2006-06-23 17:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

nooooooo I don't like serial killers. Especially ones that hide behind a desk. Soldiers take him down

2006-06-23 18:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by volleyball55morrow 4 · 0 0

No. He is a narcissist and a liar. A good ol' boy. I cannot believe people voted him into office.

2006-06-23 16:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by dmonstergirl 2 · 0 0

NO!!!
But I like the Mosh video, Eminem's. I prefer the new ending

2006-06-23 17:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by Me 4 · 0 0

well i dont think ANY president is liked...just "stomached"...he cheated to win..and the united states LET HIM WIN..sheesh...but i think CHENEY is the real evil...bush seems..like a "dont know daddys boy"...and the only one i could deal with..is RUMSFELD...i bet he REALLY knows the deal...

2006-06-23 17:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by ninerfaninsanjose 3 · 0 0

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
he makes bad decisions and acts badly on those decisions.examine war in Iraq,poverty rate,environmental disaster...

2006-06-23 17:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by Reach for the stars 2 · 0 0

do you know there are certain sections for these type of questions?.....try politics or something!.............................................................now if you want to hear some jokes with george bush i suggest you write do you know any jokes about george bush?

2006-06-23 16:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, i dont. he has ruined our country and put us in a whole lot of debt.

2006-06-23 16:58:32 · answer #10 · answered by Jessica S 2 · 0 0

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