Cowboys v Muslims:
Three strangers at the Great Falls airport are awaiting their flights.
One is a Native American on his way to Helena for a statewide Indian Pow-Wow.
Another a ranch hand on his way to Billings Montana for a stock show.
The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived, and on his way to study engineering at Montana Tech.
To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.
Soon the westerners learn that the Arab is a devout radical Muslim, and believes his people are justified in their 'holy' war.
The conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowpoke leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.
The wind outside blows and blows and the old windsock flaps but no plane comes.
2006-06-23 09:51:00 · 12 answers · asked by holy_shia 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Finally, the Native American clears his throat and softly he speaks:" Once, my people were many, now we are few."
The radical Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Cowboy shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson Cowboy Hat says, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet boy."
2006-06-23 09:51:36 · update #1
ROFL, thats kind of old, just insert whatever nationality /race you want in the muslim role, but its still a good one !
2006-06-24 05:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not really a question is it. Since there weren't 3 different statements of opinion, how can you determine which one is 'right'?
Also, your 'question' is actually just another joke with Muslims as the bad-guy target and in this case cowboys as the 'hero'. YOUR attitude in telling this joke however is QUITE apparent...
2006-06-23 09:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the Old Native Spirituality can save the world!!!
2006-06-23 09:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FOTFLMAO!
While I don't necessarily endorse the ideas expressed, I do have a sense of humor and nearly broke out in tears from laughing so hard.
There's no right or wrong. Just funny!!!
2006-06-23 09:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by I.Am.The.Storm. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the native american is right, well it's the truth, although generalizing it's true, the u.s can kill anyone they want and no one will stop them, they don't have to be justified, kind of like the middle east who kill mostly civilians of their own religion, their own race, in their own country, (suicide bombers)wtf? they will harm their country more than the cowboys ever will, not just physically either, you have to agree.
2006-06-23 10:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AGH! I feel a chian letter coming on! That one is going to my ENTIRE mailing list.....
2006-06-23 10:08:49 · answer #6 · answered by 20mommy05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice funny one there, dude.
2006-06-23 10:26:23 · answer #7 · answered by *** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, but I have to admit, funny!
2006-06-23 10:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! funny!!
loj
2006-06-23 09:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good laugh......
2006-06-23 09:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by truthteller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋