A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the
word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way
he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
2006-06-23 09:49:52 · 10 answers · asked by evrythnnxs 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great Joke. Had a good laugh!
Here is one for you. (you can use this one on your own kids.)
Teacher Question And Answer Jokes
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong.
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!!
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
2006-06-23 09:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before, but it's still funny!!
2006-06-23 16:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one, it was cute
2006-06-23 16:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jeep Driver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
certainly made me smile
2006-06-23 16:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah that was a good one
2006-06-23 16:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha hahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!!!!!! hilarious i give you a `100
2006-06-23 16:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is to funny..... keep um coming
2006-06-23 16:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE!! ha ha
2006-06-23 16:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jodie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2006-06-23 17:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...........funny
2006-06-23 16:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋