Rocky the rooster was the biggest meanest rooster in the world,
He would spend all day beating the crap out of all the animals on the farm,
One day he picked on the farmyard cat,
Big mistake.. the cat beat the crap outta him!
Moral of the story......
No matter how big the c*** the p**** can always take it!
2006-06-23 09:47:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Who told me this was funny? Sense of humour!!!
2006-06-23 09:55:55 · update #1
Love it!! Soooo true!!! Here's another good one!!
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
2006-06-23 09:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very funny but it did take time to work out the starred words and I'm no slouch!!
2006-06-23 16:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny maybe arter 6 pints of Stella!
2006-06-23 16:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by TAFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That waz funny u can really brighten someone's day
2006-06-23 16:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Lil Hughes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who told you that was funny?
2006-06-23 16:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by bingolil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-25 07:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny tigger
2006-06-23 16:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by captainfredbob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-23 16:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by coolgirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are those starred words (sry if i sound perverted but its all i cant think of) Crap and penis?
2006-06-23 16:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nooooo not funny
2006-06-23 16:52:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋