Bill Clinton on Muslims:
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591
Dear Sirs:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers who have huge juggs, camel toe *******, long legs, and tight asses.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Congress think of this?
Sincerely,
William (Bill) Jefferson Clinton
P.S. – Don’t tell Hillary about this letter
2006-06-23 09:31:55 · 13 answers · asked by holy_shia 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HaHa.
Sick.
Twisted.
I give up, you win.
2006-06-24 05:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
sounds like a gud idea.. but some planes really have that stuff on business class and stuff... but for just pleasing travellers... not scare away terrorists.
The question is will terrorists really run away by seeing naked woman? We need to conduct some pilot tests..
2006-06-23 09:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by masku darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. I guess Clinton will be flying every flight if atendant was MOnica.
What president does not do to his wife he does to the country.
Therefore GOD and Crtistians do exist. ( yeah and sunday too)
2006-06-23 09:36:00 · answer #3 · answered by PicassoInAction 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea!!! Go Bill!!! I really love a man who doesn't need Viagra to get creative! He has a healthy appetite for life!!!
2006-06-23 09:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the same person as the one with the poem! God do you have too much time on you hands W-a-a-a-a-a-y too much. Get a life.
2006-06-23 09:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by olderandwiser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just an aside, but it freaks me out when they serve food at "Gentleman's Clubs".
2006-06-23 09:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT THE HELL? strippers on a plane? what about the kids that have to ride
2006-06-23 11:24:20 · answer #7 · answered by shorty_by_nature 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know my frequent flyer miles would increase.
2006-06-23 09:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by Majixion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That actually is not a bad idea.
2006-06-23 09:37:30 · answer #9 · answered by acgsk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u just make this up...pretty funny either way
2006-06-23 09:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's freakin' hilarious
2006-06-23 09:35:37 · answer #11 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋