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Were Jesus' water walking sandals Nike, Reebok or Adidas?


I hope they are Adidas because the Buddha's are Reebok and I hate Reebok.

2006-06-23 09:30:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Dude you havent heard? Nike owns everything that has a chance of making a buck... That many christians in the world, you can bet if the Bible had pictures there'd be a Nike swoosh.

2006-06-23 09:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by SOG Wrath 3 · 0 0

JC was a Jew, but he secretly wore goyim brand shoes. His foot fashion helped him win over the hearts of the people of the land. He first displayed his new goyim shoes on the hit show Nazareth Idol hosted by Judas Cowell, Mary Abdul, and Randy Jackson.

2006-06-23 09:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Everybody knows that divinity walks on water in Tevas.

2006-06-23 09:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what evidence
microevolution has been proven to be true but not macroevolution

if the moon was 300 million years old dont you think it would have more than one half inch layer of dust

2006-06-23 09:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hate to break it to you, but there was no name brand sandals in those days.

2006-06-23 09:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by farside76 5 · 0 0

Good news, it was Adidas!


loj

2006-06-23 09:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

No, He signed a deal with New Balance.

2006-06-23 09:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Human 2.1 4 · 0 0

That's ridiculous! How blasphemous!

He was wearing boots. (Timberlines.)

2006-06-23 11:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Come on, Birkenstocks, duh.

2006-06-23 09:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by Candice H 4 · 0 0

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