All I can remember of the joke is it is about a captian on a ship, and he is asking for clothes from his first mate, and one article is a red shirt so the blood wont show, and the punch line is he asks for his brown pants, but I can't remember the other things he asks for and why and why exactly he asks for his brown shirt (as in what is on the horizon, not to cover up what he will do in the pants!) Does anybody remember this joke?
2006-06-23 09:15:42 · 14 answers · asked by Corey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.
One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.
He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on!
The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!'
2006-06-23 09:21:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jack 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first mate goes to the captain and tells him there is 1 ENEMY SHIP ON THE HORIZON LINE. The captain tells him to bring him his RED SHIRT. They fight and win and the first mate asks the captain why he wanted the red shirt. He said because if he got shot the crew wouldnt see the blood and keep on fighting. The next day the first mate says to the captain that there are 20 ENEMY SHIPS ON THE HORIZON LINE. The captain says bring me my BROWN PANTS.
Get it? Because he crapped himself. LOL.
2006-06-23 09:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by DiMooch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roughly.
The pirate captain saw 1 enemy ship... and he asks for his red shirt.
Next day, he saw 3 enemy ships, and he asks for his red shirt again. That next his crew asks him why the red shirt. He say, if he bleeds during battle, the crew would not know. Then next day he saw 10 enemy ships. The crew waited for him to ask for his red shirt. But the captains says "bring me my brown pants."
2006-06-23 09:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his first mate says to the captain there is an enemy ship ahead. so the captain asks for his red shirt you know that part. than he says there are ten enemy ships ahead so he asks for his brown pants
2006-06-23 09:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by 13en 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punchline is:
Blow Me Down.
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2006-06-23 09:18:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos there
2006-06-23 09:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
guilty as charged..
you can find it in my questions under' LOL for this one pse ?'
hope you like it , some did not...
2006-06-23 09:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry nope.wish i did,i would help u out
2006-06-23 09:18:51 · answer #8 · answered by kodysmama2005 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope sorry
2006-06-23 09:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by ksgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No sorry, I don't
2006-06-23 09:22:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋