Three nuns at pearly gates can only get in by anwering questions. First nun name first man.. answer Adam - come on in.Second nun, first woman.. answer Eve - come in. Last nun (Mother Superior) a more difficult question - What were first words by Eve to Adam.. answer That's a hard one ! - Well Done - Enter!!
2006-06-23 09:12:27 · 26 answers · asked by l 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a good one heard it before but it still makes a me laugh.
2006-06-23 09:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty Good!
And maybe a small smile for you.
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL
wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands
on my wife's a_s_s and say, 'How about a B_J?' ... and she's always
sound asleep."
2006-06-23 10:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2006-06-23 10:11:14 · answer #3 · answered by T_claire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... great job... slmao!!!!
Here's one for you:
Heaven
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge
against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
PS: George I & II went to hell!!!
2006-06-23 09:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-06-23 09:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by Tigger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-06-23 09:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So old wasn't funny the first time i heard it GET OFF!!!
2006-06-25 21:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so freaking funny. keep em coming
2006-06-23 09:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by philly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny :) i needed a laugh
2006-06-23 09:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by diamondprincezz456 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-06-23 09:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by ksgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋