my 3 year old nephew and i were reading a book together, and he wanted to read on his own, so i asked him what does it say? he replied "i am going to go to school and learn, and then im gonna use the potty like a big boy" so i asked him when are u gonna use the potty like a big boy? he says " well not now or in front of anyone, because if i take my diper off then you are gonna see my balls!!!" i was soo shocked that he said that i just had to laugh uncontrolably!!!!
2006-06-23 09:06:46 · 16 answers · asked by miss me! 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
I was teaching a room full of 3 year olds and we had all sat down for story time and a little girl in the class and little boy were fighting I ask them to stop and set them in different spots on the circle rug. Well all of a sudden the girl said some comment I can't remember what but the little boy got up walked over to her put his privates in her face and yelled SUCK IT! I was so shocked I honestly did not know what to say. I took his hand and sat him down by me and said where did you here that? he said, the movie. This was the most shocked I think I have ever been. My jaw literally HIT the floor. OH the stories from teaching!!
2006-06-23 11:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by LOVE MY LIFE 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't have kids, but a few of the kids in my old neighborhood would come over and play with my dog sometimes. I was 23 at the time and owned my house. The little girl next door came over one day and with a very concerned look on her face asked me "How come your mommy is never home? If you want to, you can come to my house and my mommy will take care of you." I almost died!!
2006-06-23 09:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by LIL NIX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was cute! my daughter is 2 and a half yrs old and shes always comming up with shocking things to say! i can't really remember them all cuz shes just full of stories these days! one story my daughter still brings up, is about her woody doll from toy story, about 3 months ago, i accidently stepped on her woody doll (it was just a little plastic character) and his arm broke right off so i had to throw him out! for about 2 months after that, everyday, she would tell me or anyone who was around us, that "mommy stepped on woody and threw him away" LOL just the way she would say it, sounded so cute, but some adults had some perverted minds! her other stories she comes up with are some times confuseing cuz she still doesn't always talk in understandable english, some of it is still jibberish!
2006-06-23 09:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA..that is funny!! my 3 yr old, well 2 at the time, was trying to turn his suitcase over on the wheel side to roll it and just couldnt manage (we were at the airport). When he finally got it, he continued to walk and replied, "Sh*t I'm mad". So chuckling under my breath i asked why.."Sh*t, because spider man (the character on his suitcase) is acting bad". We were travleling with my mother as well and she was hestiant in laughing. I had to hold my laughter in because I didnt want him to think it was ok. I didnt punish him either because i truly believed that he didnt know what he was saying, well saying it on purpose..He was just MAD!!!!! lol (How i love children)
2006-06-23 09:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by aruba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was really funny. kids say th efunniest things dont they? my son comes tearing out of the bathroom the other day {hes 2} and he says, mama cmere so i get up and run into the bathroom and he says to me look i jsut took a huge dump, in two year old vocab it sounded so funny, so after i giggled forever i went and told my boyfriend the proper word to use in front of our son was"poopy" !!
2006-06-23 14:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by austinandjomasmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was watching my oldest sisters kids one afternoon and just before she was due to come home I asked the kids to tidy up the house. Well, my 3 year old nephew was putting away toys while singing a clean up song. Normally, he would sing "Clean up, clean up! Everybody clean up!"
This time he decided to change the lyrics to "Clean up, clean up! Everybody f*** you!"
I'm pretty sure that was the last time he sang that song.
2006-06-23 09:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by tinahrly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i am 13 and i have a 6 yr old brother (5 at the time) .. so we were in my room .. and i am a HUGE johnny depp fan , i have 9 posters of him in my room .. and my lil bro says .. you need to get over him , he is sooooo out of your legue .. and i was laughing so hard .. lol ... but it was sooooooooo funny the way he said it ! : )
2006-06-23 11:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 3 year old nephew was over spending the weekend with me. I was getting ready to make our supper, and I dropped a glass jar of spaghetti sauce on my toe (yes - it HURT!). I was bent over in pain, trying my hardest not to swear in front of my nephew like a good Aunt, and he walks over to me and bends over so he can see my eyes and asks:
"Aunt Pam, are you going to say damn it now?"
2006-06-23 10:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL cute, my 3 year old and I were shopping one day, in the checkout and the little ol' lady behind us was trying to talk to my son, who was holding a ball that we were going to buy, she said to him 'do you know what color that is?' and he replied, 'yep, its blue just like your hair' I could have died.
2006-06-23 11:21:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was babysitting a little girl today and my mom accidentally cursed on the phone and she heard it so she said it she said "your a pain in my a$$" and yesterday she got in the car and a bird had pooped on the windshield so she turned to another child i was keeping and told him "look there is bird sh!t on the car" she just turned 3
2006-06-23 10:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋