A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throwit into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in theworld, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the
world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a
smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:
"Shall We Gather at the River."
2006-06-23 08:51:56 · 59 answers · asked by jon 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cute! I needed a smile today! Thanks
2006-06-23 08:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by suziQ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-06-23 08:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by stargirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-06-23 08:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by Tahmid R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...funny!Thanks
2006-06-23 08:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a nice person Jon.
I like pple who dedicate themselves to making pples lives better!!!
Thanx 4 Cracking us up!
2006-06-23 08:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by AfroSistah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thnx for the 2 pts dude
2006-06-23 08:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by Kunal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will take you to bed and have my way with you.You will moan and groan and beg for me to stop.I will exhaust you and leave you weak for days.
Sincerely Yours,
The Flu
2006-06-23 08:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by xrosskountry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I almost thought you were going say, "And the preacher said, 'Now, let's start baptizing!'"
2006-06-23 10:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke but did u hear the one about the blonde going to Jamaica?
2006-06-23 08:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by empty cans 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What river? I'll be there. It's been such a long week at work. =)
2006-06-23 08:56:50 · answer #10 · answered by Erin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a very good joke. if i could give you points for putting something worthwhile on this site i would. thanx.
2006-06-23 08:56:53 · answer #11 · answered by dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋