does anyone?

Question

does anyone know that joke about the Kentucky decoy. It's a joke about the guy leaving the bar pretending to be drunk, only to be the decoy. It is so funny, and I can't remember it.

Answer 1

mmm nope..sorry.But if you find out,tell me:)

Answer 2

After last call an officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Answer 3

I do!! These men walk out of a bar, and this one man walks out...all ruffed up, and obviously drunk. The policeman are watching him, as the other men are driving away. He fumbles with his keys, and can barely even touch his car. When he finally gets going, the officers stop him, and ask him to get out. The give him the strait line test, and he doesn't pass. But they give him the breathalizer test, and he passes, without even one hint of beer. They are puzzled and ask what he did. He replied, "Tonite, I'm the designated decoy"